Friday, March 31, 2006

Susie, this is for you, girlfriend

Want an image for your 1000 words?
Check it out.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

HNT~ the Hijackers as Themselves

Self Portrait

This week at Hijacked we are still recovering from our grandiose performance of last weeks HNT. We want to thank you all for the applause and roses! No really, thank you!
This week, relax with us as we present yet another side of our multi-faceted personalities. Ladies and gentleman, the Hijackers Self Portraits. Just us, hanging out and being ourselves:


How many more seconds until Friday night?


Um, yeah! We are speechless too, missy! Logo is awol, if anyone sees her, please let us know.

The Village Idiot

This is the Idiot before his hair transplant. To see the results of the transplant surgery visit him here... (he told me to put that! We like him the way he is.)


Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow, And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go, For the children, they mark, and the children, they know, The place where the sidewalk ends. ~Shel Silverstein


Awakened from slumber for this portrait. "Bugger off!" he was heard mumbling as he reached for a cigarette...
This song is by Suicidal Tendencies circa 1997
They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head
Mentally I'll be dead
I'm not crazy - institutionalized
You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized
You're driving me crazy - institutionalized
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy, myself
It doesn't matter I'll probably get hit by a car anyway.


"NO!! I do NOT have to be sweet all of the time!"


When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are, anything your heart desires will come to you.
If your heart is in your dreams, no request is too extreme. When you wish upon a star as dreamers do....

Have a fabulous HNT, everybody!

Ack! I can't look anymore at those ugly little animals.....

Monday, March 27, 2006

The totems of the hijackers

Everyone should have an animal guide, so here are ours.

Cuddly, laid back, and cute as a fricking button,
it's a sloth for Susie!

You knew Thomcat was going to be a cat, didn't you?

Our favorite salt and pepper gal,

Lime gets a badger.

A sweet little blonde ferret for Breazy.
Little hair and unaccustom to sunlight,

here is a naked molerat for the Village Idiot.

Agile, hazel-eyed, and cute as can be,

here is a lemur for Snavylyn.

Redhaired, often considered a pest,

here is a red wallaby for Logo.

Unphotoshopped, but who would believe THAT?

Here is an aye-aye for BS, who stretches credulity with his mad skillz.

Friday, March 24, 2006

Worth 1000 Words........

Thursday, March 23, 2006

A dramatic HNT

Double, double toil and trouble;
fire burn and cauldron bubble
Have a care and be on guard
The hijackers have gone to the bard.

"O happy dagger!
This is thy sheath: there rust, and let me die."
Susie and Mr. Ratburn as Romeo and Juliet
" Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia..."
Hope Lime has someone handy with the CPR

"Alas, poor Yorrick! I knew him, Horatio.."

Our Hamlet is a modern kinda guy, well photoshopped, BS!

"Out of this wood do not desire to go: Thou shalt remain here, whether thou wilt or no. I am a spirit of no common rate; The summer still doth tend upon my state; And I do love thee: therefore, go with me; I'll give thee fairies to attend on thee..."

Titania and Bottom certainly looked happy together, don't they?

"But screw your courage to the sticking place and we'll not fail."

Our sweet Breazy as Lady Macbeth

She doesn't usually seem like a murdering schemer, does she?

From Shakespeare's "Tarentino phase" we have Lavinia, of Titus Andronicus.

Losing your hands and tongue can really spoil your day.

"A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!

Frau Blucher (neeeeigh)

The Idiot as Richard III a la his other favorite hunchback.

Well, Happy HNT, everybody, hope your day goes better than ours!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

My to do list...

I think I am gonna need some help. Any volunteers?

Monday, March 20, 2006

Blogger is spiteful

I cannot post amusing pictures,
my personal blog is gone.
I am NOT feeling the love today, mkay?!

Friday, March 17, 2006

Idiots Blog is Back!


blogger swallowed my soul so to speak,,, now its not under construction..its just not there

Some Interactive Fun

My Blog Has Returned

Glory Be.....

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

HNT-We're Hijackin' the Rainbow to Get the Pot of Gold!

Logo's the lady in RED...

Susie's mellow YELLOW...

With a name like Lime she has to have GREEN...

Don't mess with BS or he'll make you BLUE...

Now fork over the loot little leprechaun and no one gets hurt!


Gees......Who knew the Leprechaun was an orange Idiot. Better luck next time, gang.

Happy HNT and Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Monday, March 13, 2006

Mail Call!


I got this in the mail. What do you think it means? Any ideas?

*The print reads: How do you ripen a green banana fast?

The weekend's almost over!

So did you get your ass out and about this weekend?

Friday, March 10, 2006

I survived the lovin..

The outpouring of birthday love on this site touched this old geezer's heart in a way it hasn't been touched since Dr. Stein performed my last bypass.

In all seriousness. Thanks you made my day! I know a lot of effort went into putting it together and made me spew coffee when I saw that rendition of American Gothic...what I wanted to know is...BS..what did you do with my wife...seeing my pic like that made me feel like half a man. And for the rest of you sick, twisted, creative folk. Keep up the good work!

Thursday, March 09, 2006

HNT~ Birthday edition!

It is a very special occasion, please celebrate this momentous day with us,quietly though, we don't want to make anyone's hearing aid act up.
When those among us who are most mature and venerable reach another birthday it is always a source of joy and amazement.
So join the highjackers as we enjoy a slice of high fiber carrot cake
(with extra bran in consideration of our beloved and aged Village Idiot)

As with all birthday celebrations the Idiot must have gifts.
Some gifts are of a very practical nature,
things a man of his age begins to need.
Many have noted certain inadequacies, and so a little something for THAT will no doubt be appreciated.
Other little shortcomings can also be compensated for with another thoughtful gift.
We would also like to help Bantu with the inevitable difficulties of mobility as one ages.
Knowing how he loves to get around we thought this tricked out Rascal would be just the thing.
And of course,
there are also options to make life easier at home.
We say all of this to make sure our favorite
has a

Isn't he looking good for his age?

(be gentle, the elderly can get a little sensitive)

So, this frothy prune juice cocktail toast is to you, Bantu,

Have a happy Birthday HNT,

and an outstanding year!

Awesome alteration of photo credit: BSoholic

Disgusting concoction for toast credit: Lime

Genius who originated this blog and started it all: Snavs

Evil mastermind behind this post: Susie

Almost innocent bystander who was hardly even involved in this: Logo

Actually innocent bystanders who could still be blamed: Thomcat and Breazy

Monday, March 06, 2006

SWHAB Comin' At Cha..

Like a bat outta hell.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

joke time ..

Hey all ! I haven't posted here in while so I thought I would give a few laughs ... hope you enjoy !

Turner Brown

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him so he looks down and
says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3
pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The little white fellow faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says,
"What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
weigh 350 pounds,! I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
"Turn Around"

Friday, March 03, 2006

Somebody Come And Play....

I turned on the word verification in the box...
go see what your verification is ...
and make up something with the letters.



I Could Play This Incessantly

Have fun kiddies!!!

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Ode to the Banana King HNT

This weeks HNT finds our brave hijackers on yet another heroic journey to find the mystical jungle of the Banana King. What? You say you don't know who the Banana King is? Ancient myth has it that a yearly pilgrimage to the land of the Banana King will ensure long life, long friendships, and well, long other things too! So let's join our Hijackers to see how the adventure is going.....shall we?

Ok, now see what happens when you dishonor the Banana King by not going on the pilgrimage because you wanted to stay home and make fastnacht? That's right, all your bananas will rot and stink up the house. Bad Lime, bad girl!

Ok friends, I think Logo is being awfully disrespectful to the BK, isn't she? What you don't see in this picture is, that after Logo stepped on this sacred banana, she then slipped on it and caused a mild concussion to her kitchen floor with her hard head. Stubborn people, sheesh!

Breazy!!??? OMG, As you can see, Breazy has eaten the banana that was meant as an offering to the BK. Naughty Breazy! Sheesh, what is wrong with you people? No respect, I tell ya!

Oh God, no! Someone call 9-1-1! Lime seems to have misunderstood that the offering needs to be delivered to the jungle of the Banana King, not eaten! We know this time, she meant well, it was just a misunderstanding. However, Lime is allergic to, now that's devotion...i'm calling it Misunderstood Devotion here. Hey! Anyone got an epi-pen?

Ok now here we have the lovely Snavs on the right, with an unidentified blonde BK worshipper. As you can clearly see, Snavs and her friend know exactly how to treat the Banana King.

Obviously, The Village Idiot knows all about the Banana King and has already made the pilgrimage. See what happens when you get the devotion thing down people?

Wait a minute folks! It looks like Susie has made it to the jungle of the Banana King with many offerings. She really looks exhausted, and um, really dirty too! It's tough out there in the bush, you have to be careful! Good job, Susie, good job!

Oh look! Here we have a rare sight to see! BS has reached the Banana King safely, dodging mosquitos, wild beasts and crazy banana thieving monkeys. What a guy! He has even peeled the banana for the king, and is now offering to him! Way to go, BS, well done!

The Banana King is happy! Just look at him, content as a pig in a mud puddle. Thank goodness our brave Hijackers made it to the Banana Kings jungle with their offerings. Excellent job, Hijackers!

Ode To The Banana King

Turning back ten thousand years
it's all a blur where the taxi's go
monster man a willing friend
lucy serves the melon cold

violent and delicious souls
four red trucks dressed illegally
mother knows how the bugle blows
gonna ge caught gonna get caught
gonna get caught in her rug babe

this is not a conclusion
no revolution
just a little confusion
on where your head has been

boats made out of paper float
dreams made up for the Banana King. darling
crumbs you have lapped freely of
devious we all have been

violent and delicious souls
violent and delicious souls
this is not a conclusion
no revolution
just a little confusion
on where your head has been

lyrics by Tori Amos (surprised?)