The Hijacked Blog

Yes, I do still want to take over the world.

2012-01-16T21:35:00.002-05:00

This is just one of the many reasons.

Love these!

2011-03-07T15:52:00.000-05:00

Admiral Grammar and I have a long standing love affair.

This next one is from this site, which I also love.

Just a little blog tip

2010-06-21T18:43:00.000-04:00

for BP.

2010-05-29T13:42:00.002-04:00

Next we have a little activity called sentence diagramming.
I (Logo™) will admit to being a little bit of a grammar geek but I find this very amusing.
This is a sentence uttered by one our our vice-presidential candidates in the last election.
"I can't tell you how much that will reduce monetarily our health care costs, but competition makes everyone better, it makes us work harder, it does allow reduction in costs, so addressing that is going to be a priority."
This is how it diagrams

Isn't that entertaining?

hijacker wedding?

2010-04-17T15:30:00.000-04:00

Because Logo Shouldn't Have to Carry This Burden Alone

2010-04-02T21:47:00.005-04:00

Just a few things that amuse me.

Because all the silence over here was getting so loud

2010-04-02T21:25:00.001-04:00

Although this blog is not political in nature...

2008-12-03T12:47:00.003-05:00

I thought we all would appreciate this song, and this website.
Ok, well, most of us.

Watch out!

2008-07-26T13:54:00.002-04:00

Vigilante llamas are on the loose

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOGO!!!

2008-02-18T11:48:00.005-05:00

Jason Statham will be arriving at your door soon....

...bearing Mojitos...

...and ready to whisk you away to relaxation and indulgence.

I dunno how the alpacas snuck in, but even they are ready to celebrate your birthday.

Love you, Logo dear. Have a happy birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SNAVY!

2008-01-17T12:07:00.000-05:00

Hugh survived the rigors I put him through on our birthday so it is now Snavy's turn to enjoy him naked for her birthday.

And since she doesn't get a lot of computer time we are giving her a new laptop and wireless connection.

These she may either use with Hugh or the people in her life who need punishment in unpleasant ways.

BIRTHDAY TIME AGAIN!!

2007-12-01T12:46:00.001-05:00

It's Susie's birthday today and we all know what that means around here, right?

We must give the birthday girl champagne and chocolate to enjoy in style.

Since we are hijackers we can pretty much arrange for these special days to occur where ever would be most appreciated.

Now the only thing left is to give Susie her man for the day, hmmm, who should it be. Someone tall, dark, and handsome. There should be lots of thick hair, not too short...

I have just the thing! Er, man...

Susie, here is your dream date!

Mmmmm, yummy!

Hope you have a great time with him, please do return him unscathed, Monday night TV needs him.

Have a very

Happy Birthday, Susie!!

Happy Birthday, Lime!

2007-10-12T11:13:00.000-04:00

In honor of your very special day, because you are so special to us, we have arranged a fabulous cybervacation tooooooo...

a beautiful private beachhouse in Australia!

Of course, no birthday celebration is complete without your favorite champagne...and some chocolate covered strawberries. There will be plenty waiting for you.
And just to make sure you see some good sights, and really enjoy yourself, we arranged for a local tour guide.

Hope it's a GREAT day, darlin'!

Office humor

2007-10-01T20:05:00.000-04:00

Don't miss it! 5th Circle of Cubicle Hell is back and, dare I say it, even funnier than this.
Red Swingline™ staplers for everyone!

Just because we aren't here much

2007-07-20T14:05:00.000-04:00

doesn't mean we aren't still hot, ok?!

So just watch it.

Let's go banana's!

2007-06-19T23:10:00.001-04:00

I received an email earlier from mother about bananas. After reading it I thought I would post it here, since I know that all my banana lovin' friends would love to hear all of this info about the amazingly good things the banana can do for a body, or shoes! Here goes....

A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Never put your banana in the refrigerator!!! This is interesting. After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again. Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. bring me bananas !

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help over come or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. I wonder if this would help with Post-partum depression as well? I have never dealt with depression except for like Post-partum or after being sick for a long period of time.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. I will have to try this because it sure is cheaper than Midol, which doesn't help the "I wanna kill people for a hobby" mood I get in!

Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia. I knew this bit of info because almost seven months after I gave birth to my oldest child , I became anemic due to a problem my birth control caused. I had six rods called the Norplant put in my arm (5 year birth control) but for some reason it didn't agree with me. I couldn't tan for a couple years after this bout of anemia and I am the kind of person that can get a tan walking from the house to the car. I had to eat bananas a lot during that time, plus other things!

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke. the only time my blood pressure gets out of whack is when I have a sudden violent outburst of temper that we Taurus' are known for, then my B.P. shoots straight up!

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school ( England) were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert. I am going to start sending bananas with my kids when they have tests to take!

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives. well, I definitely need to email this to some people that I know because they are full of you know what, think this will help?

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system. in all of my 32 yrs I have never experienced a hangover, of course I have never really drunk myself into oblivion either so ...

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief. I do sometimes suffer from heartburn, normally after I have had one of my violent outbursts.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness. thank God I don't suffer from this nor will I ever have to worry about suffering from this again..ladies..holla if ya hear me!

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation. this is a good bit of info for me because we have those pesky insects here and they do bite me and my eleven yr old daughter. We keep more cans of OFF in the house and Citronella candles outside than should be legal.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system. holy smoke! I really need to buy more bananas!

Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady. I am overweight but it has nothing to do with my high-pressure job. I work at home so I move at my own pace and if I am told to speed up I can tell the boss (Mr.B) where he can shove this job, I also tell him how to shove it, how long to keep there and then I add a few other sweet instructions but I can't repeat them here on such a public forum! I don't have to worry about Mr. B rushing me most times because I move at a fast pace anyways but some days if he is in a bad mood or if he has five or six jobs going at once he gets a little stressed so he uses me to get it out.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach. been there, done that and I ain't going back no matter how many bananas will help.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature. I wonder if this would help women who are going through menopause or are in a pre-menopausal time? I have been told by two doctors that even though I am 32, I show signs of early menopause and I will tell you one thing..my body temp is rarely at a medium. I am either freezing to death or burning up ..oh and I don't have hot flashes..mine are more like major power surges! Anybody out there know what I am talking about?

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan. I, nor anyone I know, suffer from this but it is something to keep in mind just in case I run across someone.

Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal. I will really need to try it for this. I was trying to quit smoking right before we moved to my parents house in Feb. but once we moved there and the house was getting finished up I realized that with everything stressful going on around me, quitting smoking probably wouldn't be a smart move..especially if various people around me (Mr. B) valued their lives. So I still smoke and I am mentally preparing myself to quit, more or less what I am saying is that I have to talk myself into things, I will just remember to buy lots of bananas when I do get there.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be re balanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack. I need them by the truck loads for this!

Strokes: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%! haven't had one yet but you never know and there is nothing wrong with prevention of a bad thing!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape! I had a wart on my right knee when I was a child. The wart was very small but it bothered me because I knew it was there so one day while visiting my Mom's mom, which we called Ma, Ma took out a one dollar bill and wrote on it then handed it to me. The dollar had the date and who it was given by then it had the word "Wart" written on it. When I asked Ma why she gave it to me and what it meant she said that she had just bought my wart from me and as long as I kept that dollar the wart would not come back. That was many years ago, I was nine at the time I think, and I still have that dollar in my hope chest and you know what? the wart has never came back. When she gave me the dollar the wart was gone within two weeks!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

Not only does it have all of those wonderful benefits but it will also do this...

Want a quick shine on your shoes?? Take the INSIDE of the banana skin, and rub directly on the shoe...polish with dry cloth. Amazing fruit!!!

Who would have thunk it?

It is a good thing that I like bananas, how about you?

Hey

2007-05-24T21:56:00.000-04:00

Remember this guy?

If you cast your mind back you might recall that he used to hang out here from time to time, The Village Idiot, ring any bells?Well, since I was in town I decided to record proof that he lives on

AND

He's still into having weird stuff on his head.

Some things will never change I guess.

The Thomcat was still alive last I heard from him, last month.

Here's to hijackers not quite departed,

but not so much present with us;

cheers,

this shoe's for you!

Another warning sign

2007-05-11T01:01:00.000-04:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BREAZY!

2007-04-27T09:30:00.000-04:00

It's Breazy's birthday on Sunday so you know what that means. She gets the nekkid man of her choice. I have it on good authority that she goes all puddly over Matthew McConnaughey. So here he is, just for you. Breazy. Look, he even has a bit of bubbly to share in the bubbles.

Why are you still here?? GO scrub his back! And have a happy birthday!

speaking of llamas...

2007-04-24T22:24:00.000-04:00

No joke... I saw a Mercedes Benz the other day here in East Tennessee, Maryville to be exact , that had a license plate that read "Llama"... y'all know who immediately came to my mind right? All of you! The tag was a Tennessee tag too so I am wondering if it isn't the folks that own that llama farm I was telling you about. I will have to find out! One day, which could be a hundred years from now the way my schedule goes, I am going to drive up to that farm and check if their car is out so I can tell if it was them and I am also going to take pics of that farm and post them here!

Gotta love it!

2007-03-27T18:15:00.000-04:00

We Apologize For Any Inconvenience....

2007-03-21T18:55:00.000-04:00

Apparently,

In a clerical error, the Birthday Boy Mentioned in a previous post was sent to the "Gumby Brain Surgery Clinic" where he had is brain removed because it hurt. He is currently undergoing brain replacement surgery but he wanted us to express his heart-felt appreciation for all the kind birthday wishes you all expressed. The only exception being, the Where's The Beef Lady.. we here at the Gumby Brain Clinic believe this is what caused his brain to hurt, or at least express spurious symptoms requiring brain removal.

Happy Birthday to the village Idiot!

2007-03-09T07:30:00.000-05:00

We've missed our beloved Idiot and want to show him special love for his birthday. BS, made a special banner for him.

We all chipped in to get him an awesome new ride.

And since 'Hijacker' tradition dictates the birthday celebrant gets a special (nekkid) delivery intended solely for pleasure we found one just for Idiot.

She's a lady who likes lace,

pearl necklaces,

and wants 'em big, hot, and juicy...

WHERE'S THE BEEF??

Happy Birthday, Village Idiot!

*PS: Blogger owes an apology for delaying this due to classifying us as spam

Haiku

2007-02-23T10:25:00.000-05:00

Haiku's can be fun and enlightening. Generally haiku's are a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.

Any of you have any to share?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOGO!!

2007-02-18T00:31:00.000-05:00

As per request and in the tradition of the Krazy Hijackers....Logo is receiving Jason Statham for her birthday. Do enjoy him Logo, dear.

Sssssshhhhhh, don't tell anyone she's getting two nekkid men....LL Cool J said he'd stop by later, after, Jason is all worn out....

Happy birthday, Logo. Have fun!!

There was a young man from Nantucket...

2007-02-02T14:27:00.000-05:00

I think its time we had a post over here so I thought I would dedicate this one to the beauty of poetic self expression.
What better possible way could there be than to write or share some limericks?

Here is some background on Limericks:
A limerick is a five-line poem with a strict meter. The rhyme scheme is usually "A-A-B-B-A". The first, second, and fifth lines are three meterical feet; the third and fourth two metrical feet. However, many substitutions are common.
The first line traditionally introduces a person and a location, and usually ends with the name of the location, though sometimes with that of the person. A true limerick is supposed to have a kind of twist to it. This may lie in the final line, or it may lie in the way the rhymes are often intentionally tortured, or in both. Though not a strict requirement, many limericks are usually those that additionally show some form of internal rhyme, often alliteration, sometimes assonance or another form of rhyme.

Now that we have THAT out of the way...

There was a fair maiden of Exeter,
So pretty that guys craned their necks at her.
One was even so brave
as to take out and wave
The distinguishing mark of his sex at her.

A decrepit old gas man named Peter,
While hunting around for the meter,
Touched a leak with his light.
He arose out of sight,
And, as anyone can see by reading this, he also destroyed the meter.

A limerick fan from Australia
Regarded his work as a failure:
His verses were fine
Until the fourth line.

There was an Old Man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man--
And, as for the bucket, Nantucket.

Alright, people, show me whatcha got!

They came , they saw and they made me do it....

2007-01-26T21:35:00.000-05:00

Hello friends ! Blogger made me switch. I knew they would get me because they have got several of my friends today . Now I can actually post on here again..YAY!! That is why I haven't posted on here in months is because of the blogger thing. Since this blog was switched to the new blogger I couldn't get in .

Okay.... I am outta here ! Have a good one !

Crazy Llamas

2007-01-24T12:24:00.000-05:00

Sometimes they just walk out of the picture.

I couldn't decide which looked better, the white background looks better if you click to biggie size it - yet the black background works better for this blog color. Oh well, I give you both.

Tales From the Crypt.....erm bus

2007-01-18T14:09:00.000-05:00

Its been ages since I had a good freak on the bus but, yesterday I had a winner.

The last good freak I had was the drunk wannabe drummer. Yesterday I had the privilege of sitting next to the re-incarnation of James Dean.

I knew I was in trouble when I got on the bus for the ride home. The only seat left was next to this guy holding a picture of the princes...William and Harry. Now I should have known better, one empty seat, a guy holding a pic of the royal princes. The up side, he didn't stink, the down side? He started talking to the picture when I sat down.

This next part will be me, typing the one sided conversation I got to hear:

These people on this bus are so stuck up and into themselves, not like you two. Look at them, so mature and grown up. It was the ..Mountbatten, Lord Moutbatten, no, the Windsors. Queen Elizabeth was the social climber of the century, she has what, like 8 billion dollars and I don't have a penny. Worst fu*king day of my life, wallet stolen. Those damn Windsors.(At this point I wanted to ask him about the House of Hanover and the degenerative genes of the likes of the Kings George).

(He then proceeds to tell the picture this) Know what I am going to do tomorrow? I am going to make a sign, a cardboard sign. No, mmm, yeah, I am not ashamed. The sign will say. I am James Dean, re-incarnated. I started the Pepsi Generation with a Commercial. I am going to sit in front of the US Attorney's office with my sign. IM JAMES DEAN Damnit. I write letters to Elizabeth Taylor telling her I am back. Where would America be without James Dean and Rebel Without A Cause. No one on this bus was ever thirteen, their inner child is dead. Ben Franklin believed in re-incarnation and he was the first secretary of the treasury. I started the Pepsi generation now, Im broke. But thats ok, Im priceless, not like all these stuck up people on the bus. James Dean re-incarnated....Im an actor...its ok, I can tone it down.

There was more of the same kind of babbling, for the entire trip, and I got to sit right next to it. If I was not afraid of being stabbed with a dirty pen, I would have asked him what it was like to drive a Porsche 550 Spider and what was the last thing that went through his mind during the crash...maybe next time

May your day be James Dean re-incarnated free

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SNAVY!

2007-01-17T16:12:00.000-05:00

One nekkid Hugh Jackman for your birthday, as requested, Ms. Snavy....Do enjoy, my dear, and have a perfectly exhausting birthday. MWAH!

Love,

Lime

UPDATE: Since Snavy said you can never have too much Hugh, here's some extra...

Just Chillin'

2007-01-10T00:25:00.000-05:00

When I sit around the house, I really sit around the house!

I know this is rather late but....

2007-01-04T12:23:00.000-05:00

I just thought you all should know that one of the Christmas cards I received featured llamas. And no, it was not from anyone who ever reads this blog....

I also have a small llama Christmas ornament on my tree but I am too lazy to take pictures. You'll just have to trust me.

Beware!

2006-12-27T23:18:00.000-05:00

Llamas may spit but a camel will EAT YOUR WHOLE FRICKING HEAD!

Holiday Fun

2006-12-20T21:14:00.000-05:00

I a made this for all you crazy cats in Blogland!

Have a safe holiday season!

Are you tired of llamas?

2006-12-14T11:11:00.000-05:00

Well, there are other topic.

But some of them are not really any better.

So, brave bloggers, if you do doubt your courage or your strength

come no further,

for DEATH awaits you all

with nasty big pointy teeth!

Well, It's About Damned Time!

2006-12-12T21:06:00.001-05:00

PASADENA, Calif. - Llamas have waited 15 years to appear in the Rose Parade. On New Year's Day, 18 of the animals and their owners will stroll down Colorado Boulevard.
Joan Selby, a member of the Llama Association of Southern California, sent the original application to the parade committee 15 years ago.

She is not sure why it took so long for parade officials to let the llamas into the parade but suggested it might have been fear of the unknown. "It could be that it just was not our time. Back then, llamas weren't very well known," Selby said.

Paul Holman, president and chairman of the board of the Pasadena Tournament of Roses Association, said he has been told llamas had not been allowed in the parade because horses fear them and react as if the llamas were predators. But he did his research and found a solution. The llamas will be staged in a separate area and have a spot toward the beginning of the parade, far from the equestrian units, Holman said.

A Hijacked Anniversary

2006-12-09T00:14:00.000-05:00

One year ago today, a blog was hijacked. The rest as they say, is history.

Let me go back to the beginning ....

Once, there was this dork named Thomcat. (dork is my pet name for him, it's not really an insult)

Anyway, he had this habit of deleting his blog. One day it would be up and running, the next ... poof ... gone. I'd link to his blog but surprise, surprise, he's deleted it again.

One night, I was reading blogs and happened upon his to find it had gone AWOL again so I took it upon myself to steal his blog's URL and hold it hostage.

One thing led to another and before we knew it, Thom, BS, Logo, Susie, Lime, Breazy, Idiot and I had hijacked a blog and made it our own.

The past year has been so much fun. We've had a fair share of coffee and llamas and bananas and llamas and chocolate and llamas ... I know, you get it.

I want to thank you all for joining me in the hijacking of this blog. Hopefully we're not on anyone's most wanted list. But, this is only our first year.

Happy Anniversary SWHAB!

Why the Llamas Avoid Their Cousins

2006-12-08T17:33:00.000-05:00

DUBLIN (Reuters) - Staff at an Irish riding school were forced to postpone festivities after Gus the camel chomped his way through 200 mince pies and several cans of Guinness intended for their Christmas party.

Gus, starring in the riding school's Santa's Magical Animal Kingdom show, helped himself to the feast while staff were getting changed for the party. "Gus found his way out of his pen and helped himself," Robert Fagan, owner of the Mullingar Equestrian Centre in central Ireland, told Reuters.

The 11-year-old camel, originally from Morocco, cracked open six cans of Ireland's famous stout with his teeth after the door to his stall was left open. Gus appeared well after Monday evening's feeding frenzy, Fagan said, adding: "We were all looking forward to it, but you couldn't blame him. He's really a very gentle, docile sort of camel."

Fighting Llamas!

2006-12-07T20:33:00.000-05:00

As well as producing helpful antibodies that can combat the war on biological terrorism, (for more info read Lime's post below) the United States Army released today in a press conference that a number of Llamas were not happy with just being behind the scenes of the war on terrorism. A special elite group of Llamas who volunteered to take the war to the front were equipped with remote activated anti-aircraft Patriot Missile launchers.

Sgt. Llama Striker said to this reporter "I really enjoy knowing I am making a difference, we in the Llama Rangers don't mind the sting of the afterburner of the Patriots as long as we know that the missiles we launch are taking out enemy forces. I have a wife and and a newborn cria back in the States, and it makes me proud to know they are safer after our missions."

There you have it. Llamas... the newest fighting elite in our nation's war against terrorism.

I Thought You All Should Know

2006-12-07T19:15:00.000-05:00

The latest weapon against terrorism: llamas
By Julie Kirkwood , Staff WriterEagle-Tribune

We've discussed the many talents of the humble llama before in this column. Llamas can learn to caddy golf clubs and compete in jumping contests. Their fur can be spun into yarn, and about two years ago scientists came up with a way to use a llama's immune system for dandruff control.

Now another team of scientists is proposing a use for llamas, and it's even more important than preventing white flakes from drifting onto our shoulders. They want to use llamas to warn us of bioterrorism attacks.I know what you're thinking: How is a champion jumping llama going to protect me from some crazy terrorist running around with anthrax? Llamas don't even have claws.The secret is in their blood.

Llamas have unusually durable antibodies, the proteins that float around and recognize viruses and bacteria. The scientists made llama antibodies that specifically match and stick to bioterrorist weapons, such as ricin and cholera. These itty bitty antibodies could be packed into biosensors and used to alert us at the first signs of a bioterrorist attack, the scientists write in the journal Analytical Chemistry.

The llama doesn't even need to be there. Now that's talent.

Contest Won

2006-12-06T21:15:00.000-05:00

After a little under a year of choppin' pictures, I finally won a contest over at my favorite Photoshop site.

The idea, in case you are not familiar, is that the site provides a picture daily and we the members change it to any way we see fit. Then, we the members all vote on who did the best job - be it skillful, humorous, artistic, ect.

Here is the original of last Wednesday's contest. A neat picture of a carousel. (click on pics for larger)

My chop titled "Four Horsemen" that won the contest with 53 votes, as well as becoming my personal highest voted chop.

There were many other fantastic entries, and it was a close race during the three days the contest was "open". In the end I pulled out in front. I was (and still am) pretty excited about it,. so I thought I would share it with you all. It wasn't a prize contest this round, but nonetheless I was happy about winning.

Happy Birthday to an honorary hijacker

2006-12-05T16:49:00.000-05:00

Mr. Logo, by virtue of his willingness to wear a pick jacket, was given honorary hijacker status by Lime.

So I thought I would wish him a happy birthday here too and give him the traditional gift,

a dream date.

and some chocolate.

Of course, this is what will ACTUALLY be there tonight,

but it's the thought that counts,

right? Just so you know,

you are going to have to hand her over to the Idiot in March.

Surprise!

2006-12-02T02:34:00.000-05:00

Hello you crazy people. Looks like I am back (in a sense). Blogging hasn't really been my medium for a while and those close to me know that Photoshopping has been my outlet. I've learned a lot of things and made some good friends at PhotoshopContest. I might not say a lot here, as writing doesn't come that natural to me. I will most likely post a cool picture I chopped or something every now and then. Plus I noticed this sight could use a good graphic design overhaul. I'll try and take care of that.

Hi blogosphere, remember me?

bsoholic....

Happy Birthday Susie!!

2006-12-01T08:19:00.000-05:00

It's Susie's big day so it's time for me to give her a turn with George!

He'll be showing up with some of this...

and this...

Sssshhhhh, don't anyone tell Ratburn what's going on out in the yurt!

In other news....

2006-11-28T22:39:00.000-05:00

I just removed my contact lenses because it was either that or scratch out my eyeballs.

I think I made the wiser choice. Don't you?

Public Announcement

2006-11-27T00:16:00.000-05:00

My ankle itches.
Thank you.
I know its not fascinating,
but it not like anyone else was saying anything at all.
Ok, I am done now.

I'm not Dead Yet!!!

2006-11-17T17:31:00.000-05:00

Just a very dull boy, working way too much. Not even enough time for my usual idioicy.

Unfortunately, no probing of any kind has happened, no hair restoration, elfin bike shop sounds interesting but haven't seen one of those either.

not hit by a bus or anything exotic, just a very dull idiot.

A Story

2006-11-08T12:26:00.000-05:00

Once upon a time, in a village far, far away, there lived an Idiot.

One day he disappeared off the face of the planet.

All the people in the village were concerned and dismayed. He'd wandered away from time to time but always managed to find his way back (which is saying something as far as idiots go). This time however, many, many, many, many days passed with no sign of the beloved Idiot.

The people of the village decided to form a search party thinking even if he was not found in favorable condition (aka - alive), at least they would know his fate and feel closure.

They searched all the places he was know to frequent. The snotty coffee-house tavern just outside the village, the elfin bike shop deep in the forest and the witches of hair restoration in the mountainside caves. Alas, no Idiot.

The village people eventually gave up all hope of finding him. There were many theories of what may have happened to him - he found a ring, became obsessed with it and moved to middle earth, he may have been mistaken for a Hari Krishnas and returned to their remote commune, he may have been poisoned by bananas, he might have been caught in the great llama stampede - but the truth was never known.

As years past, his story (with all theories combined) became that of legend, told around campfires to frighten children about the perils of being an idiot and straying from the village.

The End.

2006-10-26T11:58:00.000-04:00

I don't make the rules...

2006-10-26T05:56:00.000-04:00

I just follow them.

Ok, We Really Need a New Post....

2006-10-23T12:47:00.000-04:00

In Honor of the Birthday Girl, I Present ...

2006-10-12T15:02:00.000-04:00

A LIME-TASTIC QUIZ!!!

Step right up and test your knowledge
of all things Lime!!

And ... don't forget to wish her
a very happy birthday!!

Someone's Knockin' At The Door, Somebody's Ringin' the Bell.....

2006-10-10T23:00:00.000-04:00

Do me a favor
Open the door and let him in!

Lime, yuh looking fine. How yuh goin, gyul? Yuh would come lime wit meh?

As is customary among this particular group of girls, a certain birthday girl will be receiving a knock on her door this Thursday.....Veuve Cliquot, flowers, George....you go girl, he's all yours!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIME, from the Hijackers!!!!

Oh, I see......George has already been to Lime's house....this picture of them getting cozy with roti's was dug up from one of our spies......don't let those innocent smiles fool you, if our photographer had only gotten there 30 minutes earlier when they were working up that appetite!

A Little Quiz for you

2006-10-08T22:09:00.000-04:00

Which Happy Bunny are you?

It's only four questions long, it'll only take a minute!

I got this one,

the Kiss My Ass Happy Bunny.

And yes, I am proud!

2006-10-07T11:34:00.002-04:00

BRING ON THE FREAQUE!!!!!!!!!!

YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!

Thanks for the Mammaries HNT!

2006-10-05T22:19:00.000-04:00

This week at Hijacked, in support of Breast cancer awareness, we're showing 'em for the cause. Men can get it too. Get them checked! The life you save may be your own!

Logo's mom is a breast cancer survivor so she is very faithful to her breast exams. Don't forget!

Mr Logo just needs a couple seconds to check his! Man exams are quick! Good job Mr L, and interesting technique!

Our lovely guest, Jodes would like to remind us all to check em and to walk for the cause, people! Go over to her blog and say hi, this gal works very hard for the right fight!

Oh look! Jillie has stopped by too! Jillie also walks for the cause! Thanks for all that you do, Jillie!

Breasts need support just like broken arms do, right Lime?

Leave it to the Idiot not to follow instructions! Covered boobies, Idiot, covered! Well, on second thought, you can show us your uncovered chest any time you want to! And, I even think we can arrange a free man~0~gram just for you!

We have another special guest today! Oooh Miss Lily, nice Spooky touch! Are those the spiders that keep biting you? I'm starting to think you like it!

Mr Ratburn follows instructions well, as you can see!

Breazy checks em too! Way to go, Breazy girl!

I check em too, and I get a lot of support from Mr Ratburn....LOL.....

Don't know how to check your own? Here's how.

And one more word of noble advice, do not ever wear underwire bras into airport security....you might end up surrounded by security guards all aiming their beeper wands at your chest!

"Do you have something in your bra?"

"Uh yeah, breasts?"

I coulda died.....

Favorite T~shirts HNT

2006-09-19T16:58:00.000-04:00

This week at Hijacked we've all submitted snaps of our favorite t~shirts. Some of us actually own said t~shirts, others just wish they did.

This week we have a couple of special guest Hijackers....here's Little Rita in her favourite Everton jersey that was given to her by her Uncle Fortress Guiness! (I swear, does anyone have a picture of their 10 year old where they are NOT making a goofy face?) Little Rita got to keep her head on, but see if you can guess who the rest of the headless bodies belong to....

Who do you think owns this shirt?

"YOU! Off my planet!"..................or in this case get off both of them!"

We know who this stranger on the bus is, and he ain't no god!

This is the t~shirt I would pick for a very cool Tori listener (she is not me though, so don't get fooled here!).....uh, if it were really a t~shirt and not an art print by the amazing Paulina Stuckey.

I know a sweeheart Y who would love to have this t~shirt, if you'd like to get it for her!

This guy is a very very close relative of a Hijacker. Most Thursdays, he and his beer or coffee can be found on his blog acting out some mighty silly HNTs....

This t~shirt is an old favourite...that doesn't get worn out of the house much lately! People have actually asked me if it's a "for~real" society, and can they join please!

Breazy couldn't play this week, but she said to say HI!

So, how many do you think that you can guess right? You don't need any more hints, you know us all well enough by now!

Have a wonderful weekend, people, Peace out.

Hair Club for Men

2006-09-16T00:04:00.000-04:00

I think all the comparisons to other bald men made The Idiot a bit self conscious. I bet he's getting fitted for one of these.

I dunno, Snavy baby,

2006-09-10T16:48:00.000-04:00

I was told the Idiot

looked like this guy.

Here's Patrick playing Oberon, just so you have more information upon which to base your decision.

Whatcha think?

Is it just me?

2006-09-08T12:04:00.000-04:00

Or, do these two look a lot alike?

Idiot (who is MIA BTW)

Ben Kingsley

HNT-Those Talented Hijackers

2006-09-06T15:08:00.000-04:00

You don't get to be a blog Hijacker unless you have some useless talents. Readers only dig bloggers with skills.

Logo can bend just her first knuckles.

Susie is the epitome of flexible!

Lime can flare her nostrils at will. SNORT!

Breazy wasn't feeling so well so she is excused from displaying talent this week. The Idiot is incommunicado so we can only assume his talent is a disappearing act.

Happy HNT!

Dahling, may I borrow a dahlia?

2006-09-03T23:16:00.000-04:00

Sometimes friends give you gifts that last a very long time.

HNT-Back from Vacation

2006-08-31T00:20:00.000-04:00

Welcome back to school, class. Now take out your pencils and composition books and write an essay about what you did for summer vacation.

Susie said...
The highlight of my summer vacation was taking a spin on Logo's Harley!

Like a true nature's child, I was born, born to be wild!

Logo said...
I liked it best when Susie came to visit the Idiot and me.

(Teacher's note to self: Those girls look like trouble, I think we need to make sure they don't sit next to each other in class)

Breazy said...
We went to the beach for two weeks, which is my favorite place, with my favorite people.

Very nice, Breazy. Can I come next year?

Lime said...
I drove 15 hours to enter the Lair of the Hausdrachen.

That smile is because I am driving home now.

The Idiot said...
I was behind the camera on my vacation. I got nuthin.

Hhhmmm, young man, it seems you were also busy harassing the good riders of the Seattle public transportation system too. You'll be inside for recess writing 100 times 'I will NOT be the freak on the bus.'

Now, class have a Happy HNT!

2006-08-28T17:11:00.000-04:00

Lil Rita's so cute when she's at school! :P

School is in, ladies! We have our lives back!
Let us drink hot beverages and rejoice!

Perhaps this explains why the number of soccer players keeps dwindling

2006-08-26T15:55:00.000-04:00

Kamala Devam

2006-08-13T01:17:00.000-04:00

This is my lovely friend Kamala, a bharat natyam dancer, performing at one of my India soirees.
She is now teaching dance, choreography and performing in London.
Did you know that a bharat natyam dancer is often sewn into their costume after all the pleating is done? And also, Kamalas braid is so long she ties it to her belt in the back to keep it from hitting her in the face when she dances.
If you want to read more about Kamala, go here.

What happens when you hang out with camera happy women

2006-08-08T00:43:00.000-04:00

2006-07-28T11:09:00.000-04:00

Well,

it happened folks.

I took Susie on a Seattle bus and she was harrassed by a freak.

Good thing she had practice handling these things.

(Notice the bag she is holding.

I didn't force coffee on her,

but she bought some TEA!!)

In other business,

there were gifts to be handed out,

from bloggy friends.

Someone ordered a grope?

Pinch?

Order up!

And for all of you have longed to kick an idiot in the ass.

Susie and Logo were thoroughly hugged and kissed for people who wanted those passed on.

Oh,

and Snav,

I was right.

Salty

Riddle Me This ...

2006-07-26T13:55:00.000-04:00

You are driving a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a drop off and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.

* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round! *

On the road again, I can't wait to get on the road again.....

2006-07-23T18:26:00.000-04:00

OK LOL, I crack myself the hell up! Just passing through to say goodbye!
I'll be back around August 5th!
Mwah!

Assistance for the suffering

2006-07-16T12:51:00.000-04:00

Recipe Time

2006-07-12T17:53:00.000-04:00

BAKED LIME IN ALOE VERA SAUCE

1 Lime
1 bottle of Hawaiian Tropic SPF 15 sunblock
1 beach chair
1,000,000 gallons of river water
aloe vera to taste

-Marinate Lime in sunblock. Carefully avoid face, neck and chest.
-Settle Lime in beach chair in full sun.
-Bake at 85-95F for 6 hours a day.
-Baste generously in river water at regular intervals. Do not turn.
-Repeat for several days.
-When Lime skin is flaming red and hot to touch remove from beach.
-Cover in a thick layer of aloe vera gel.

Just for fun...

2006-07-07T12:24:00.000-04:00

I think I'm going to stand outside a liquor store and ask some random 21 year old if they'll buy me some beer because I was born on leap day and am not old enough to buy it for myself.

What are you going to do?

farewell for now ....

2006-07-05T22:10:00.000-04:00

Hey all ! I wanted to sign on and go ahead and get my goodbyes out of the way. I am not leaving forever , just taking a much needed two week beach vacation. I will be back on Saturday July 22nd and I will have many pictures to post of our vacation. Yep that is right , I can share my pics now because I figured out my why my computer wasn't letting me download my pics from my camera . Anyways, I will be extra busy tomorrow and friday preparing for our trip . The reason I wait until the last two days is because I want to stay busy so that I don't have time to think about the beach . heehee ! I have already purchased all the things we need so what I will be doing for the next two days will be packing, doing what laundry needs done which is just what we are wearing now . any little bit of cleaning that I can find around the house, yard work and errands . All of this boils down to the fact that I won't have time to post . I am really gonna miss each and every one of you while I am gone ! Have fun , take care and be safe ! Bye !

I saw the sign, and it opened up my mind, I saw the sign.

2006-07-05T19:58:00.000-04:00

With all the parenting classes available I would not have thought this a problem,

but folks, you CANNOT store your baby in a baggy for freshness.

Gentlemen, please don't arch your back in this unattractive manner when you pee.

Oh, and could you do something about that hair style?

No puking!!

No running over pedestrians in crosswalks, wait for the ones crossing illegally at least.Mr. Logo would probably like one of these.

NO TUBE CRUMPLING!

NO sticking your hands in the gears, I don't care how much you want to do it, NO!

Keep your grubby mitts out of the machinery, we don't want to lose the manufacturing time it would take to clean your bloodstains off the equipment.

And lastly,

no fellatio from girls wearing pony tails, and no peeing on the floor.

Seems reasonable.

Besides,

cunniligus and peeing in the toilet are much better anyway.

Hey ...

2006-06-24T23:44:00.000-04:00

Does anyone else think of stuff like this
when they hear the words "slip & slide"????

Once more, because really, it just cracks me up.

2006-06-13T01:26:00.000-04:00

Enough llamas

2006-06-11T01:46:00.000-04:00

How about a duck?

2006-06-06T20:23:00.000-04:00

Moonlighting HNT

This week at Hijacked we reveal a little something about each of ourselves that none of you may ever have had the opportunity to glimpse.
The late night side, the seedy parts, a facet of us you dare not tell your mother about..... Our midnight carryings on, our dark side, and how we make our real bread. Join us if you dare....

Sometimes a mild mannered teacher like Logo prefers to be in charge, and who knew there was such a market for it? We always knew that Seattleites were kinky.

When Susie's not acting the happy little textile artist, she can be found in smoke filled dens of sin, drinking and gambling away her life until the wee hours. (Although, we haven't seen her since last Saturday night. If anyone knows of her whereabouts, please rat her out, she owes us money.)

Upon seeing her mother shimmy in the kitchen while preparing dinner,
one of the limelettes once commented, 'gee mom, all you need are
fishnets and a pole!' if only she knew......
Respectable soccer mom and housewife by day, pole dancer by night.

When the lycra comes off the Pimp comes out, so watch out!

HAPPY HNT EVERYONE! Peace out!

Hey what about me?

2006-06-02T18:50:00.000-04:00

Yo, I'm here to represent!

Happy HNT Hijacker Rerun Stylee!

2006-05-31T23:27:00.000-04:00

May the lotus flower always be floating in your pond........ :P

2006-05-30T16:13:00.000-04:00

We interrupt all this controversy about the sweater rats, to share with you, my favorite word veri ever, which I got on Miz Bohemias blog.....

"notcaawt"

LOL not going there....

Another Critter Heard From...

2006-05-30T09:16:00.000-04:00

To Whom it May Concern at EARL, APES, ERLA, & ACLU,

Greetings from VAGUE, The Vicuna and Guanaco Union Entity. It has come to our attention that there has been some debate as to the relative merits of alpacas versus llamas. While we are gratified over the open nature of discussions regarding South American ruminants we stil have some concern over mistreatment of minorities. The matters of incontinence and transvestism are mildly shocking but we here at VAGUE are a tolerant and cuddly lot. We understand, perhaps even better than our llama and alpaca bretheren, what it is to face discrimination.

Not once during this debate have the contributions of vicunas and guanacos been mentioned. Why, it's almost as if we'd never been heard of. You are all too busy squealing over corsets and adult diapers to show any regard for the humble Guanaco and Vicuna. That's the problem with you larger ruminants. You've got the matching egos if not the more highly evolved brains! Oh and the salivary glands too. Yeah, you think because you can hock a gallon of spit for 10 feet you are such hotshots! Bah, I wave my private parts at your auntie! I fart in your general direction! I blow my nose at you, you tiny brained wiper of Lime's bottom! Until such time as VAGUE rights are protected and promoted we shall raise our hooves high and taunt such lesser species!

Very respectfully yours,
Vicuna X and Ernesto 'Che' Guanaco

Death to the Llama!
Power to the Vicuna!

And now For Something Completely Different

2006-05-26T18:15:00.000-04:00

Open Letter To EARL

We at the ACLU( American Crossdressing Lumberjack Union ) have recently learned of the apparent imbalance of Alpaca usage in the production of blogs of quality. We of the ACLU feel a deep connection with the oft misunderstood alpaca. Being a lumberjack is difficult enough, try leaping from tree to tree in a dress/corset/and heels.

While Lime's incontinence is regrettable, we see no correlation between the usage of alpacas to write blogs and how many times Ms.Lime loses bladder control. It seems that outrageous housing costs and open hostility towards alpacas has lead to an alpaca migration of heretofore unseen proportions. Much like the unexplained epidemic in England when everyone became a Scotsman in the late 60's, leaving the Entire Country a veritable ghost town.

We of the ACLU realize that Lime and Snav man not be actively invloved in the systematic mistreatment of alpacas, one hiring attempt does not excuse a lifetime of turning a blind eye to the ongoing repression of alpacas.

Here, on the West Coast, the ACLU has created a warm and welcoming environment where both llamas and alpacas are free to live and clothe themselves as the gender of their choice in a mild climate where people are not being so critical of cultural differences vis. spitting.

many of my best friends are Alpacas and only a few of them are transvestites.

Sincerely

Paul Charles Bunyan(Mrs.) Lumberjack

Let it be Known...

2006-05-26T15:40:00.001-04:00

I have notarized forms from the Eastern Alpaca Recruitment League (EARL) detailing and certifying our efforts in employing alpacas during the production of posts at IA. This document outlines the great shortage of alpacas on the east coast due to the western monopoly in the alpaca trade. This lopsided situation has led to a glut of llamas on the east coast and do you know how testy llamas can get when they are glutted???? Document text to follow:

Dear Sir, Madam, or Alpaca,

Let it be known that we at EARL take seriosly the matter of alpaca inequity. One of our representatives was present during the wee hours of the morning when Lime and Snavy were forced to sack their writers, not once but twice, due to style and content problems. This representative has verified the combined efforts Lime and Snavy took to ensure adequate opportunities were afforded any interested alpacas. Lime personally wet herself in fear of being seen as discriminatory toward alpacas. EARL has noted the very minute representation of alpacas in the general population of the greater Boston metropolitan area and the Pocono region. We believe this is due to the very high concentration of alpacas an the west coast that has occured through artificial manipulation of the alpaca market by the Alpaca Producing and Exporting States (APES). The monopoly created by APES on the west coast is a serious problem. It leaves the east coast devoid of alpacas. This void is filled by a greater number of llamas, and let me tell you...EARL is up to its ankles in llamas spit as a result. It's as bad as moose bites! Killer bunnies are not this bad!

Very Sincerely Yours,

Norwegian Blue, EARL Undersecretary to the Assistant Vice President of APES Control

I am the Logo, I speak for the Alpacas

2006-05-26T14:11:00.000-04:00

I am once again being pressed into service in my role as Official spokesperson for the Equal Representation League for Aplacas.

I have to say when the Village Idiot roped me into volunteering for this gig it was with the clear understanding I would not have to work on holiday weekends, so of course, here I am working on FRIDAY, right before a holdiday, sheesh.
ANYWAY...

Official statement~
Here in the northwest we have a high population of alpacas and it has been brought to our attention that this often overlooked, misunderstood, and under-appreciated animal is again being dismissed by those of a North American, east coast bias. While we understand that it may not be the intention of those parties involved to discriminate against our gentle furry friends we wish to lodge a complaint against those responsible and we request that you stop this heartless mistreatment of this overlooked members of the camel family. They are a fine, lovely, and valuable member of the animal family and their coat makes great sweaters. How can you ignore their cry,
"help, help, we're bein' repressed!"

You Asked For It...

2006-05-26T11:56:00.000-04:00

Over at Insane Asylime, Logo asked for llamas. Being a compliant AND generous sort, I only wanted to do as she asked and share with you all...

..It's fun to stay at the Y M C A!!!

2006-05-25T00:51:00.000-04:00

Have any of you seen those Hijacker girls? Seems they've all run off and left me with these...these..heathens! Why, I feel so humiliated, yet, comforted at the same time.......

HHNT everyone...we are all rebellious slackers with no new HNT. We hope you will enjoy this classic rerun!

2006-05-21T20:19:00.000-04:00

FYI...hehe!

2006-05-18T23:49:00.000-04:00

Okay , I couldn't pass this one up . It has to be shared with all of you . Hope you enjoy !

What size is your bra ?

A man walked in to the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said " I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
"What type of bra ?" asked the clerk
"Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one?"
"Look around !" says the sales lady as she showed a sea of bras in every shape , size ,color and material imagineable .
"Actually with all of this variety there are really only four types to choose from."
Relieved , the man asked about the types and the sales lady replied:
"There are the Catholic , the Salvation Army , the Presbyterian and the Baptist types . Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled , the man asked about the differences between them . The sales lady replied:
"The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen , the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills"

Have you ever wondered why A, B , C , D , DD , E , F , G and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why , but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for , it is time you became informed !
(A) Almost boobs...
(B) Barely there...
(C) Can't complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double dang !!
(E) Enormous !
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a reduction ....
(H) Help , I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot to add the German bra
Holtzemfromfloppin!

So ladies , now you know all about the bra sizes !

Celebration HNT

2006-05-17T19:50:00.000-04:00

Congratulations all you HNTers on one year of getting in touch with your half nekkid beautiful selves! You all look mahhhvelous!!!

Peace out! The Hijackers

OK, is it saying

2006-05-15T02:38:00.000-04:00

that this is where you can throw your kid away, or saying that you shouldn't?

yep it is me posting here ... can you believe it?

2006-05-12T17:03:00.000-04:00

Happy Mother's Day !

Hijackers love the great outdoors~ HNT

2006-05-11T22:30:00.000-04:00

Here is our lovely Barefoot Mistress at one of her favorite outdoor locations in India.

Here is Lime, enjoying a quiet moment on a stump at the beach.

This is our Snavylyn enjoying the fruits of her garden...or something.

Pretty flowers!

Here is Breazy at the beach, one of her favorite spots too. Here is the Village Idiot, engaging in one of his favorite outdoor past times.
And here is Logophile and offspring riding a real bike.

Happy HNT everyone, hope you are getting out there and having fun!

(Click the names at right to visit the Hijackers at their own blogs)

Cats are so Useful, aren't they?

2006-05-09T16:23:00.000-04:00

Woweee!!!!! Can this be real?

2006-05-07T11:41:00.000-04:00

I thought it might have been a photoshop thing but have since discovered that we actually have a white peacock in the San Francisco Zoo here...and well, I'm just going to have to get down there and see it! Beautiful, isn't he?

A couple more for ya...enjoy!

2006-05-05T22:18:00.000-04:00

Stolen People HNT

2006-05-03T23:21:00.000-04:00

Lime has every reason to SCREAM lately, what with her arm and now her sons thumb too! Let it all out Lime baby!

Ok this picture of The Idiot is SO worth a second look, dont you think?

Breazy honey, we need you to get a digital camera! Mwah!

Logo baby, look at that tongue, that's why we love you!

Snavs darling, you are looking lovely as always!

Thom honey, take a break willya?

And oh, hee hee, its me, Susie! I'd better run now before the rest of these Hijackers catch up with me and flog me for stealing their pictures! HHNT Y'all!

Something Visual

2006-05-03T19:06:00.000-04:00

A lil culture for ya

2006-04-29T20:06:00.000-04:00

On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
Sang "Willow, titwillow, titwillow"
And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit
Singing 'Willow, titwillow, titwillow'"
"Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried
"Or a rather tough worm in your little inside"
With a shake of his poor little head, he replied
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow!"
He slapped at his chest, as he sat on that bough
Singing "Willow, titwillow, titwillow"
And a cold perspiration bespangled his brow
Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow
He sobbed and he sighed, and a gurgle he gave
Then he plunged himself into the billowy wave
And an echo arose from the suicide's grave
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"
Now I feel just as sure as I'm sure that my name
Isn't Willow, titwillow, titwillow
That 'twas blighted affection that made him exclaim
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"
And if you remain callous and obdurate, I
Shall perish as he did, and you will know why
Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"
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Long winded way of saying,
"Baby, if you don't love me I'm gonna kill myself."

Sounds less stalkerish when it rhymes, huh?