Although this blog is not political in nature...

I thought we all would appreciate this song, and this website.
Ok, well, most of us.

Watch out!

Vigilante llamas are on the loose

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOGO!!!

Jason Statham will be arriving at your door soon....

...bearing Mojitos...

...and ready to whisk you away to relaxation and indulgence.

I dunno how the alpacas snuck in, but even they are ready to celebrate your birthday.

Love you, Logo dear. Have a happy birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SNAVY!

Hugh survived the rigors I put him through on our birthday so it is now Snavy's turn to enjoy him naked for her birthday.

And since she doesn't get a lot of computer time we are giving her a new laptop and wireless connection.

These she may either use with Hugh or the people in her life who need punishment in unpleasant ways.

BIRTHDAY TIME AGAIN!!

It's Susie's birthday today and we all know what that means around here, right?

We must give the birthday girl champagne and chocolate to enjoy in style.

Since we are hijackers we can pretty much arrange for these special days to occur where ever would be most appreciated.

Now the only thing left is to give Susie her man for the day, hmmm, who should it be. Someone tall, dark, and handsome. There should be lots of thick hair, not too short...

I have just the thing! Er, man...

Susie, here is your dream date!

Mmmmm, yummy!

Hope you have a great time with him, please do return him unscathed, Monday night TV needs him.

Have a very

Happy Birthday, Susie!!

Happy Birthday, Lime!

In honor of your very special day, because you are so special to us, we have arranged a fabulous cybervacation tooooooo...

a beautiful private beachhouse in Australia!

Of course, no birthday celebration is complete without your favorite champagne...and some chocolate covered strawberries. There will be plenty waiting for you.
And just to make sure you see some good sights, and really enjoy yourself, we arranged for a local tour guide.

Hope it's a GREAT day, darlin'!

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