Alright, I have a confession to make.

For starters,

here is the idiot, handling the gates of his own personal hell with considerably less composure than Ulysses descending into Hades.

And here is Thom in S****ucks, he clever brought some good coffee from Cafe Umbria with him.

And ok, fine, it is true, Zeitgeist caffe was way better.

I am pained to agree with an idiot, but, well...
It really was two thumbs up.
Let us never speak of this again.