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Hey all ! Before I get started I want to thank Thomcat and Snavylyn for inviting me to join this blog with y'all . Anyways , I thought I would do my first post with some jokes .

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George

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several
members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her
enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of
being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the
town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George and several
others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and
walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later
that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's
house...walked home....and left it there all night

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A Barbie for Christmas

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap.
Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas"?
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe".
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No", says the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken!"
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Thanks all and Happy New Years !