Thomcat strikes third!

Wow, what a difference a night makes! Thank you everyone for 'demanding' that I put my blog back up! That was an awesome way to start a Monday! Again, thank you for putting up with my unstability!

This is a great chance to take over the blogosophere with this new blog ... highjacking one blog at a time. Resistance is futile. The Blorg.

Today's horriblescopes.

Disclaimer: I am in no way a professional seer. I just think I am because I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Throw your hands in the air, and wave them like you just don't care...But do it with style, or people will think you are a moron.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Stay away from elevators featuring "Copa Cabana" elevator music.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
The sign of the twin. You may see things in double today.
The sign of the twin. You may see things in double today.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer ?!? What a bummer of a sign ... sorry everyone!
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
A great day to put on your boots and kick your cheating husband / boyfriend right in the doodads.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Ok, you may remove your finger from your bellybutton now. It's been there too long!
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
hehehehe .... the word 'bra' is in your sign. hehehe...
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You have the urge to play the harmonica around a campfire in your office building today.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You will make several somewhat inadviseable impulse purchases today. Fortunately, you will be able to return all of them, except for the lingerie you purchase and wore once ... Especially if you are a guy!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
What can I say? You guys fucking rock!
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Today will be a celebration of life for you. Now, go out and get one!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Excellent day to blow soap bubbles in unusual places. See if you can get them to drift by people who are thinking too hard.