Top Ten things I'd Rather Do Than be Subjected to Another Drunken Christmas with the Hag-in-law
I composed this list after the last Christmas in Georgia when she got drunk and called me every name in the book. I think it was 2003. It made me laugh, that's a good thing right?
10. tap dance in a minefield (which is roughly akin to
the experience anyway)
9. suck the sweat off a dead man's balls
8. brazilian bikini wax
7. be locked in a cage with a dozen wolverines
6. sleep in a spider hole with saddam hussein
5. visit neverland ranch dressed as a 12 yr old boy
4. have an appointment with the noted gynecologist dr.
edward scissorhands
3. undergo surgery without proper anasthesia ( been
there, done that, was much more endurable)
2. use an ice skate blade and a rock to pound a
painful tooth out of my head
and the #1 thing i'd rather do than ever go visit my
mother in law again is......
drive 14 hours in order to chase a wiley squirrel out
of my house....(we were able to leave early to do this
when our house sitter called to et us know we had one
trapped inside the house)
10. tap dance in a minefield (which is roughly akin to
the experience anyway)
9. suck the sweat off a dead man's balls
8. brazilian bikini wax
7. be locked in a cage with a dozen wolverines
6. sleep in a spider hole with saddam hussein
5. visit neverland ranch dressed as a 12 yr old boy
4. have an appointment with the noted gynecologist dr.
edward scissorhands
3. undergo surgery without proper anasthesia ( been
there, done that, was much more endurable)
2. use an ice skate blade and a rock to pound a
painful tooth out of my head
and the #1 thing i'd rather do than ever go visit my
mother in law again is......
drive 14 hours in order to chase a wiley squirrel out
of my house....(we were able to leave early to do this
when our house sitter called to et us know we had one
trapped inside the house)
posted by lime at
12/21/2005 02:46:00 PM
5 Comments:
What about riding down a slide made of razor blades into a pool of salt and/or vinager? Ouch!
What's up with the do you yahoo thing? Did you post this from yahoo somehow? I'm intregued.
ooops, i fixed that , bs. i had originally emailed the list to someone and had it saved there. my bad! i think youfound #11, btw
OHMYGOD. I almost gaged on number 9.
wiley squirrel in the house...is your last name Griswold by any chance?
Hah! I didnt have to look at who posted this...I knew.....LOL
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