Monday, December 19, 2005

Wash your sins away


sometimes, i find some weird shit on my desk ...
New Heavenly Scented
Wash Away your Sins Towelette
Anti-bacterial formula - Kills sins on contact
Right your wrongs with a simple wipe
directions for use:
1 remove moist towelette
2 devoutely wipe away wrong doing
3 spot check for stubborn guilt
4 wipe again as needed
5 discard sins in waste receptable
6 go forth purified and moisturized

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you Thom, for I have sinned, and these wipes should be just the ticket.

12/19/05, 6:47 PM  
Blogger lime said...

that is seriously weird. i got a pakcet but mine was all dried up, does that mean i am stuck?

12/19/05, 10:57 PM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

I so need some of those...

12/20/05, 8:22 AM  
Blogger Bsoholic said...

LOL, that's pretty messed up! Makes a great gift for that loveable sinner in your life!

12/20/05, 8:39 AM  

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