Word to describe my day
The Above is a perfect illustration of a crotch-test about to happen. Said crotch-test was caused by all the death cookies lying about on the trail.
crotch-testing n. sudden impact between a male rider's private parts and something very hard and pointy, such as a handlebar stem or seat
death cookies n. fist-sized rocks that knock your bike in every direction but the one you want to proceed in
posted by The Village Idiot at
12/13/2005 12:04:00 PM
7 Comments:
well at least now i know i should send you a super padded industria strenght cup for christmas. of course you 'll look like the guys in 'robin hood: men in tights' but this is the price you pay
You just never learned to ride a bike!! You only bought one to take pictures with!!
Zoinks! That's going to leave a mark.
quote for the picture ... "aw nuts!"
Ohh maaaannnnn! That looks like it hurts!
OUCH!! are you nads still blue from that ?
The waitress asks the midget "Do you want crushed nuts?"
His answer "No, you want your tits shot off?"
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