ASK LIME
Q. Why is there no organization such as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
Q. How do I get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car on a summer's day?
A. Eat it in the parking lot.
Q. What is a balanced diet?
A. Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, unless your dietician prescribes equal amounts of bittersweet chocolate and milk chocolate. If your dietitian is out of town and unavailable for a consultation, use both regimens for a week at a time, alternating.
**If you have more chocolate questions for Lime feel free to submit them here in the comment box.
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posted by Logophile at
1/23/2006 12:01:00 PM
8 Comments:
Dear Lime:
Why does chocolate have calories, and what are you planning to do about it?
please continue submitting questions. i will respond to them in a proper post!
Dear Lime: Is there such thing as a calorie and fat free chocolate bar?
LOL @ calories are afraid of heights!! THAT was classic!
Dear Lime,
If I eat too much chocolate, will I die?
Love,
Rio
uhhh...note to the editor...white chocolate is not a true chocolate...doesnt it have to contain ground up cocoa bean?
Dear Lime, I uh, er have this uh friend who loves chocolate but it makes him break out in pimples sometimes. What should he do about it?
Dear Lime,
Uh yes, where's the chocolate? I came here for the free samples.
I have a confession to make:
Chocolate - take it or leave it.
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