Banana Thief Found!
LIMETOWN (SWHAB) On Friday afternoon authorities found the notorious Banana Thief. The thief was found in a state of anaphylactic shock amidst banana peels and bits of fruit when her family arrived home. A quick thinking Limelette ran for her mother's epi-pen and administered the dose saving the perpetrator's life.
After making a full recovery, Lime made a full confession saying, 'All, that talk of bananas, their firmness, thickness, length and gentle upward curve. I just couldn't take it anymore. I've been deprived for years. I could't help myself, I had to have a banana. Once I started I just couldn't stop. But trust me, after nearly dying....I'll be sticking to strawberries from now on!'
After making a full recovery, Lime made a full confession saying, 'All, that talk of bananas, their firmness, thickness, length and gentle upward curve. I just couldn't take it anymore. I've been deprived for years. I could't help myself, I had to have a banana. Once I started I just couldn't stop. But trust me, after nearly dying....I'll be sticking to strawberries from now on!'
posted by lime at
1/06/2006 01:27:00 PM
11 Comments:
LMAO! Gotta be careful!
LMAO!! Now, I think the banana should be charged with attempted murder & the Idiot as an accomplice - aiding and abetting a profane fruit.
Well done, Lime!!! Glad you survuved. Perhaps, next time, a cucumber? :D
Lime,
Didn't you pay attention in sunday school?
Forbid fruit is nothing but trouble, man, nothing but trouble!
snavy, i totally agree
bs, i know, i did not take precautions at all!
bare, cukes just aren't as....um....succulent
logo.....doh!
I told you she was lying! XX
By the way, Lime, that's a really cute shirt, is it silk?
keep away from my strawberries!
LMAO ! You all are great !
Reminds me of a Monty Python expert when they had a martial arts studio and the reporter asked the martial artist what he'd do if someone attacked him with a banana. The martial artist had one of his students attack him with a banana and the martial artist shot him.
ZS
you almost made me spit tea on my keyboard, dang it.
I do so love the flying circus, the FLYING circus, NOT the family circus, little punks.
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