Monday, January 09, 2006

I miss my banana so much so that i wrote a lil song about it

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my banana was missing again. This happens all hte time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place hwere the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , 'ccause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but no this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my banana for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my banana lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to but it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable banana.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

plagiarist!!

1/9/06, 12:40 PM  
Blogger S said...

But, only 17 dollars?

1/9/06, 12:46 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

LMAO!!

Lime & I however, are so much more witty and creative!!

1/9/06, 12:48 PM  
Blogger lime said...

um.......detachable banas being a pain in the ass....there's a joke in there...i'm just sayin'

1/9/06, 12:49 PM  
Blogger Breazy said...

LOL!

1/9/06, 1:20 PM  

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