A Little Humor From My Neck Of The Woods

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they
had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all
the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple
days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she
was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.  On
the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
it was better.  By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a woman from Massachusetts.
He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed,lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling
had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and
telephone a landscaper.

Got to love those Massachusetts Women!