Weird Coffee...Continued
So,
monkey poo coffee...Now see this is one more nugget of informatino in my crusade against the CoffeeShopThatShallNotBeNamed. Recently uncovered documents have suggested that there is some sort of mind numbing chemical in monkey poo coffee, That certian company that sells liquid sh*t and passes it off as coffee expressed some interest. I mean, since they already sell sh*t, why not make it real, with the added bonus of making their customers open to subliminal suggestions like
buy our sh*t for coffee
buy our scones that arent scones
sell us your soul
give us your first born
See..just one more step toward world domination..living the little guy swigging poo
monkey poo coffee...Now see this is one more nugget of informatino in my crusade against the CoffeeShopThatShallNotBeNamed. Recently uncovered documents have suggested that there is some sort of mind numbing chemical in monkey poo coffee, That certian company that sells liquid sh*t and passes it off as coffee expressed some interest. I mean, since they already sell sh*t, why not make it real, with the added bonus of making their customers open to subliminal suggestions like
buy our sh*t for coffee
buy our scones that arent scones
sell us your soul
give us your first born
See..just one more step toward world domination..living the little guy swigging poo
posted by The Village Idiot at
1/04/2006 12:28:00 PM
4 Comments:
You people are obsessed with coffee! Sheesh! I'm gonna post a Dr Pepper photo if ya don't stop it! :P
yeah, but i still say if they can make the communists back down we ought to try to harness the evil and use it for good. i think it has kind of a LOTR aura about it. the precious bean.......though i must be like a hobbit or somethign since it has little allure for me, and about the same for bare....maybe she and i should be frodo and sam
Ya know, I could be the guarder of the sacred poop coffee,and all the other coffee too! I wouldn't touch a single bean!
you and me bare....we're off to mordor!
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