Monday, January 30, 2006

What I want to do today

All I want to do today is to have some spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam, fill my hovercraft full of eels, kick back and listen to the exploding blue Danube while I practice the art of how not to be seen lounging on the couch with my bucket while I eat one wafer thin dinner mint.

What do you want to do with your Monday?

4 Comments:

Blogger Stephanie said...

I want to pretend I never saw this post!

1/30/06, 2:17 PM  
Blogger lime said...

i want to learn how to defned myself agasint derelict grannies or people armed with fruit. i'd also like to plan my expedition of the two peaks of kilimanjaro. if i still have time left i am considering what to do with this dead parrot. even if things don't work out i'll go through the day humming 'always look on the bright side of life'

1/30/06, 3:59 PM  
Blogger S said...

Um...get the bucket...

1/31/06, 10:51 AM  
Blogger The Village Idiot said...

yes lime..that parrot is

Dead Dead Dead!

1/31/06, 11:51 AM  

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