HNT~ Birthday edition!

It is a very special occasion, please celebrate this momentous day with us,quietly though, we don't want to make anyone's hearing aid act up.

When those among us who are most mature and venerable reach another birthday it is always a source of joy and amazement.

So join the highjackers as we enjoy a slice of high fiber carrot cake

(with extra bran in consideration of our beloved and aged Village Idiot)

and party like it is 1999!

As with all birthday celebrations the Idiot must have gifts.

Some gifts are of a very practical nature,

things a man of his age begins to need.

Many have noted certain inadequacies, and so a little something for THAT will no doubt be appreciated.

Other little shortcomings can also be compensated for with another thoughtful gift.

We would also like to help Bantu with the inevitable difficulties of mobility as one ages.

Knowing how he loves to get around we thought this tricked out Rascal would be just the thing.

And of course,

there are also options to make life easier at home.

We say all of this to make sure our favorite

Village Idiot

has a

VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Isn't he looking good for his age?

(be gentle, the elderly can get a little sensitive)

So, this frothy prune juice cocktail toast is to you, Bantu,

Have a happy Birthday HNT,

and an outstanding year!

Awesome alteration of photo credit: BSoholic

Disgusting concoction for toast credit: Lime

Genius who originated this blog and started it all: Snavs

Evil mastermind behind this post: Susie

Almost innocent bystander who was hardly even involved in this: Logo

Actually innocent bystanders who could still be blamed: Thomcat and Breazy