joke time ..
Hey all ! I haven't posted here in while so I thought I would give a few laughs ... hope you enjoy !
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Turner Brown
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him so he looks down and
says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3
pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The little white fellow faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says,
"What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
weigh 350 pounds,! I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner
Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
"Turn Around"
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Turner Brown
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him so he looks down and
says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3
pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The little white fellow faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says,
"What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
weigh 350 pounds,! I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner
Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
"Turn Around"
posted by Breazy at
3/05/2006 12:11:00 AM
10 Comments:
LOL - yikes!
funny stuff
Ok, related true story. My uncle goes to the doctor for check up, they get through most of it and then the doctor says, "How's your urine?" Puzzled, my uncle says, "Yellow, fine. It's not painful or anything."
The doctor looks at him quizzically for a second then says, "OK, that answers the question. I asked HOW IS YOUR HEARING!"
He has a hearing aid these days.
LMAO......oh god!
LOL!!!
LMAO!!!!!! priceless!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
That was hysterical, thanks!
BS... LOL!
Logo .. ROFLMAO!!! I love true stories , especially like this one ! Thanks Logo!
Bare..Glad you enjoyed it !
Snavy.. Glad you enjoyed it !
Lime.. Thank you ! :)
Miss Innocent.. your welcome and thank you ! I am glad all of you enjoyed it !
definitely ... screwed!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Run little man! Run!
LOLOL... great joke Breaze.
Oh god, that's great! :-)
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