The Hijacked Blog: Mail Call!

Monday, March 13, 2006

I got this in the mail. What do you think it means? Any ideas?

*The print reads: How do you ripen a green banana fast?

S said...: Your blind readers would like to know what the writing says.....
before we decide what it means; 3/13/06, 11:02 AM
The Village Idiot said...: I swear I had nothing to do with this Banana or any other associated banana that may have found its way into Limes Box!; 3/13/06, 2:08 PM
Melissa said...: I think it means one of two things:

u must be good with an unripened banana..

or someone is a few fries short a happymeal.(not u, the sender)

>>so did u peel to find out???; 3/13/06, 5:30 PM
Melissa said...: oh yeah, another thing..
how come I never get mail like that?

all I get are bills and pizza flyers; 3/13/06, 5:31 PM
S said...: Well, I sure didn't do it, even if I know that putting it in a brown paper bag will ripen it quite well. It wasn't me, I swear!; 3/13/06, 11:34 PM
DaMasta said...: Put a bag over it and hope to god it doesn't rot.; 3/14/06, 8:44 AM
A Little Bar of Soap said...: This is satanic.; 3/15/06, 12:15 AM
Miss Innocent said...: Hehe..maybe Emma sent it so she wouldn't have to eat bananas alone in public?

Seriously though...WTF?!; 3/15/06, 8:51 AM
Anonymous said...: Give barefoot mistress a cigar! She hit the nail right on the head. The ad came from the Brotherhood of Paper Bag Manufacturers of America, Local 785. Everyone go out and buy a hundred brown paper bags please. This ad paid for by Green Bananas for Ripeness NOW! Have a good day.
TG; 3/15/06, 1:19 PM