Ode to the Banana King HNT

This weeks HNT finds our brave hijackers on yet another heroic journey to find the mystical jungle of the Banana King. What? You say you don't know who the Banana King is? Ancient myth has it that a yearly pilgrimage to the land of the Banana King will ensure long life, long friendships, and well, long other things too! So let's join our Hijackers to see how the adventure is going.....shall we?



Ok, now see what happens when you dishonor the Banana King by not going on the pilgrimage because you wanted to stay home and make fastnacht? That's right, all your bananas will rot and stink up the house. Bad Lime, bad girl!



Ok friends, I think Logo is being awfully disrespectful to the BK, isn't she? What you don't see in this picture is, that after Logo stepped on this sacred banana, she then slipped on it and caused a mild concussion to her kitchen floor with her hard head. Stubborn people, sheesh!



Breazy!!??? OMG, As you can see, Breazy has eaten the banana that was meant as an offering to the BK. Naughty Breazy! Sheesh, what is wrong with you people? No respect, I tell ya!



Oh God, no! Someone call 9-1-1! Lime seems to have misunderstood that the offering needs to be delivered to the jungle of the Banana King, not eaten! We know this time, she meant well, it was just a misunderstanding. However, Lime is allergic to bananas......wow, now that's devotion...i'm calling it Misunderstood Devotion here. Hey! Anyone got an epi-pen?




Ok now here we have the lovely Snavs on the right, with an unidentified blonde BK worshipper. As you can clearly see, Snavs and her friend know exactly how to treat the Banana King.




Obviously, The Village Idiot knows all about the Banana King and has already made the pilgrimage. See what happens when you get the devotion thing down people?



Wait a minute folks! It looks like Susie has made it to the jungle of the Banana King with many offerings. She really looks exhausted, and um, really dirty too! It's tough out there in the bush, you have to be careful! Good job, Susie, good job!



Oh look! Here we have a rare sight to see! BS has reached the Banana King safely, dodging mosquitos, wild beasts and crazy banana thieving monkeys. What a guy! He has even peeled the banana for the king, and is now offering to him! Way to go, BS, well done!



The Banana King is happy! Just look at him, content as a pig in a mud puddle. Thank goodness our brave Hijackers made it to the Banana Kings jungle with their offerings. Excellent job, Hijackers!


Ode To The Banana King

Turning back ten thousand years
it's all a blur where the taxi's go
monster man a willing friend
lucy serves the melon cold

violent and delicious souls
four red trucks dressed illegally
mother knows how the bugle blows
gonna ge caught gonna get caught
gonna get caught in her rug babe

this is not a conclusion
no revolution
just a little confusion
on where your head has been

boats made out of paper float
dreams made up for the Banana King. darling
crumbs you have lapped freely of
devious we all have been

violent and delicious souls
violent and delicious souls
this is not a conclusion
no revolution
just a little confusion
on where your head has been

lyrics by Tori Amos (surprised?)