The totems of the hijackers

Everyone should have an animal guide, so here are ours.

Cuddly, laid back, and cute as a fricking button,

it's a sloth for Susie!

You knew Thomcat was going to be a cat, didn't you?

Our favorite salt and pepper gal,

Lime gets a badger.

A sweet little blonde ferret for Breazy.
Little hair and unaccustom to sunlight,

here is a naked molerat for the Village Idiot.

Agile, hazel-eyed, and cute as can be,

here is a lemur for Snavylyn.

Redhaired, often considered a pest,

here is a red wallaby for Logo.

Unphotoshopped, but who would believe THAT?

Here is an aye-aye for BS, who stretches credulity with his mad skillz.