Fractured Disney HNT

This week finds 5 of the Hijackers spoofing on a little twisted Disney! Let's see what crazy stuff they've come up with this week! Happy HNT everyone!

Logo as KIM POSSIBLE WITH KIDS

After marrying Ron Stoppable she decided to keep her maiden name even though she opted for a crime fighting hiatus to be a stay-at-home mom. She found parenting actually required similar skills.


Lime as MOWGLI

"I always wanted to be him rather than a princess, cuz he got to swing thru trees in his underwear instead of wearing a scratchy dress. I could really dig a life of just the bare neccessities."



The Idiot as KING LOUIE

Now I'm the king of the swingers
oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human too!


Barefoot as SNOW WHITE

Alas, fair Snow White has fallen from the taste of a poison apple.....will her prince charming find her and bestow upon her the kiss that will awaken her from her slumber?


This is Snav's lovely sister Melanie, standing in for her, (cuz well, with mashed potato fights and broken collar bones, Snav's can hardly find the time to dress up in something silly!) as Pinnochio

I've got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings
But now I'm free
There are no strings on me!