FYI...hehe!
Okay , I couldn't pass this one up . It has to be shared with all of you . Hope you enjoy !
What size is your bra ?
A man walked in to the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said " I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
"What type of bra ?" asked the clerk
"Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one?"
"Look around !" says the sales lady as she showed a sea of bras in every shape , size ,color and material imagineable .
"Actually with all of this variety there are really only four types to choose from."
Relieved , the man asked about the types and the sales lady replied:
"There are the Catholic , the Salvation Army , the Presbyterian and the Baptist types . Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled , the man asked about the differences between them . The sales lady replied:
"The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen , the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills"
Have you ever wondered why A, B , C , D , DD , E , F , G and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why , but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for , it is time you became informed !
(A) Almost boobs...
(B) Barely there...
(C) Can't complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double dang !!
(E) Enormous !
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a reduction ....
(H) Help , I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot to add the German bra
Holtzemfromfloppin!
So ladies , now you know all about the bra sizes !
What size is your bra ?
A man walked in to the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said " I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
"What type of bra ?" asked the clerk
"Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one?"
"Look around !" says the sales lady as she showed a sea of bras in every shape , size ,color and material imagineable .
"Actually with all of this variety there are really only four types to choose from."
Relieved , the man asked about the types and the sales lady replied:
"There are the Catholic , the Salvation Army , the Presbyterian and the Baptist types . Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled , the man asked about the differences between them . The sales lady replied:
"The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen , the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills"
Have you ever wondered why A, B , C , D , DD , E , F , G and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why , but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for , it is time you became informed !
(A) Almost boobs...
(B) Barely there...
(C) Can't complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double dang !!
(E) Enormous !
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a reduction ....
(H) Help , I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot to add the German bra
Holtzemfromfloppin!
So ladies , now you know all about the bra sizes !
posted by Breazy at
5/18/2006 11:49:00 PM
5 Comments:
LMFAO!!! I can't complain!!!!
Well I have a one "Dang!" and one "Cant complain cuz Im nearly a dang"..ok, you've all seen em by now, and you couldn't tell they are two different sizes could you?
Logo told me I am not subtle, could this be true?
LOL Thanks for the laughs Breazy~
I'm a "dang".
Unless I gain weight. Then I'm a "double dang".
double dang salvation army here!
Snavy..LOL! I too am a Can't Complain!
Bare..I think all women's boobs are different sizes, I know mine are however , I intend to have that fixed after I lose my weight and maintain it for a while .I wanted just a lift but they say a lift doesn't look good unless you have a small implant done as well so I guess that is my plan.
Damasta..Yeah , I am noticing a difference since I am losing weight.
Lime..you go girl !
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