Just for fun...
I think I'm going to stand outside a liquor store and ask some random 21 year old if they'll buy me some beer because I was born on leap day and am not old enough to buy it for myself.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
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I already did it ;) come on over and read about it here
Sweetie - what do you think inspired me???
Maybe I should go to garage sales, pick out enormous armfuls of stuff and then leave it all in a pile and go.
People love it when you do that.
Hmnnn, I'm going to the fabric store, pick out a bunch of fabrics and get in the paying line. When they tell me I have to get it cut first, I will leave it and walk out.
The next day, I will go in there and get 50 fabrics and ask for 1/4 yard of each cut.
Oooooh, If I buy your beer ... well what's in it for me? I'm worth it! Just ask Susie and Lime what I bought them. They'll tell you, right girls? Girls?
sssshhh tommmy, it's our little secret! mwah!
i'm gonna have a one car parade. my friend will drive while i sit in the back of her convertible in a barbie tiara and i wave vapidly to the adoring crowd....or confused ppl on the sidewalk. adoration/confusion...it's all good.
Ok Tommy - spill it! What'd you buy them???
Susie?
Lime?
I'm not telling either Tommy, but I will model it for you!
I'm going to call up 10 different agencies and get auto insurance quotes. After they've spent an hour quoting and $5 for MVR records, I'm going to say "Gosh! I don't kow WHERE those 2 DWI's came from! They must have me confused with someone else!"
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