Tuesday, November 28, 2006

In other news....

I just removed my contact lenses because it was either that or scratch out my eyeballs.

I think I made the wiser choice. Don't you?

Monday, November 27, 2006

Public Announcement

My ankle itches.
Thank you.
I know its not fascinating,
but it not like anyone else was saying anything at all.
Ok, I am done now.

Friday, November 17, 2006

I'm not Dead Yet!!!

Just a very dull boy, working way too much. Not even enough time for my usual idioicy.

Unfortunately, no probing of any kind has happened, no hair restoration, elfin bike shop sounds interesting but haven't seen one of those either.

not hit by a bus or anything exotic, just a very dull idiot.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

A Story

Once upon a time, in a village far, far away, there lived an Idiot.

One day he disappeared off the face of the planet.

All the people in the village were concerned and dismayed. He'd wandered away from time to time but always managed to find his way back (which is saying something as far as idiots go). This time however, many, many, many, many days passed with no sign of the beloved Idiot.

The people of the village decided to form a search party thinking even if he was not found in favorable condition (aka - alive), at least they would know his fate and feel closure.

They searched all the places he was know to frequent. The snotty coffee-house tavern just outside the village, the elfin bike shop deep in the forest and the witches of hair restoration in the mountainside caves. Alas, no Idiot.

The village people eventually gave up all hope of finding him. There were many theories of what may have happened to him - he found a ring, became obsessed with it and moved to middle earth, he may have been mistaken for a Hari Krishnas and returned to their remote commune, he may have been poisoned by bananas, he might have been caught in the great llama stampede - but the truth was never known.

As years past, his story (with all theories combined) became that of legend, told around campfires to frighten children about the perils of being an idiot and straying from the village.

The End.