Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Tuesday's Horriblescopes



Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You'll have the urge to show your rising moons of Uranus to the house of your neighbors ... whatever that means.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You get fooled by some idiotic astrologer who tells you to send him money for a good fortune ... oh wait, I'm not suppose to say that yet!

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You'll get a nice present from a secret admirer who likes to park near your house and watch you.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Good day to go around "nudging" people.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You get the best parking spot today. Sadly, that's going to be your pinnacle of excitement for today.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Quit stalking those Geminis!!!

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
...still giggling at the word 'bra' .... hehehe

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
I'd like an 'N', Pat. Ok, I want to solve the word. Scorpion.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Someone will say, "Have a nice day" to you, but you still can't stop yourself from flipping them off.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Excellent day to just say 'fuck it'.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
.... this is the dawning of the age of aquarius the age of aquarius .... aquarius ....

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Can't do it by yourself. Seek psychiatric help.

7 Comments:

Blogger Bsoholic said...

hehehe he said 'bra'...

12/13/05, 11:55 AM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Sounds good to me!!

12/13/05, 11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when the moooooooooooooooooooon
now that song is stuck in my head, EVIL EVIL EVIL

12/13/05, 12:13 PM  
Blogger lime said...

my daughter is a sagittarius and that is sooooo her. i think you may have a gift for this, thom


funny, i'm a libra and i hate wearing them:P

12/13/05, 12:24 PM  
Blogger S said...

Hey Im a Californian..."have a nice day" is our mantra!

12/13/05, 1:29 PM  
Blogger Breazy said...

hmmmm wonder what idotic astrologer is going to ask me to send him money ? hehe

12/13/05, 7:29 PM  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

I love being a Libra ;)

12/16/05, 9:43 AM  

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