When this blogger was but a sweet and cute lil five and a half year old lass she received from the stork a younger brother.
It was an exciting time, with many new and interesting happenings.
A fascinating aspects of having this young male child join two sisters was a whole new vocabulary. One of these words was scrotum. Only vaguely concerned with the definition, I just enjoyed saying the word. It was altogether new and unfamiliar. Starting with a sharp hiss, then scooting back in the mouth and rounding out to the O. Then the last syllable ending with the lips together in a hum. Even today I enjoy saying "sanctum sanctorum" for much the same reason, its just fun to say! However, I am saddened to report the kindergarten teacher at the rather conservative private school I was attending was not well enough adjusted to handle a young lady in her class periodically murmuring "scrotum" throughout the day. My mother was summoned to the school to handle this crisis. Thankfully, in this particular instance she exhibited a great deal of common sense, and explained to me that scrotum is not a word people typically bandy about in polite conversation or classroom settings.
Thus enlightened I returned to class.
It was an exciting time, with many new and interesting happenings.
A fascinating aspects of having this young male child join two sisters was a whole new vocabulary. One of these words was scrotum. Only vaguely concerned with the definition, I just enjoyed saying the word. It was altogether new and unfamiliar. Starting with a sharp hiss, then scooting back in the mouth and rounding out to the O. Then the last syllable ending with the lips together in a hum. Even today I enjoy saying "sanctum sanctorum" for much the same reason, its just fun to say! However, I am saddened to report the kindergarten teacher at the rather conservative private school I was attending was not well enough adjusted to handle a young lady in her class periodically murmuring "scrotum" throughout the day. My mother was summoned to the school to handle this crisis. Thankfully, in this particular instance she exhibited a great deal of common sense, and explained to me that scrotum is not a word people typically bandy about in polite conversation or classroom settings.
Thus enlightened I returned to class.
6 Comments:
*walks on stage and curtsies*
a poem by lime
Ode to the Scrotum
O wrinkled sac
where testicles are packed
some have hair
others are shaved bare
please never goad 'em
it's no way to treat a scrotum
*curstsies daintily*
Yay!!
*applauds by snapping fingers in an obvious and failed attempted to be hip*
Ms. Lime, you rock my world!
Hahahaha! She said scrotum...
Great poem lime!
ROTF......I'm speechless!
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT>....
I just spit out my Starfucks!!!
Ha!!!!!
I love it LOGO and LIME!!
Ya'll rock!!!
It could have been so much worse!! Yay Logo's mom!!
LOL at Lime!!
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