Just Ask Lime

bsoholic said...
Is chocolate an aphrodisiac (sp)?

Is the Pope Catholic? Oh wait, he's not allowed aphrodesiacs....Does a bear shit in the woods? Oh wait, we don't want to confuse ursine fecal matter with chocolate.....Say?? Is that a candy bar you're packing or are you just happy to see me, big boy? (wink wink)
Lime



logo said...
May I have some, please?

It's Valentine's Day, I am feeling the love. Ok, I will share. You can have the coconut creams.
Lime



miss innocent said...
Does chocolate body paint count as a food?

Yes, and the beauty of it is this. Any calories it may contain are easily burned during the... um, er.....uh consumation. So feel free to indulge often, you'll never gain weight. Well, unless the process leads to pregnancy, in which case you have to gain weight but then you have all the excuse in the world to demand as much chocolate as you want.
Lime



Breazy said...
Would you like to start a chocolate factory with me ? hehe We would probably be out of business before long due to eating the profit !

Sounds like a great idea. We would of course need quality control inspectors as well as buyers of beans. The beans come from all over the world so we'd have to travel to many exotic and tropical locations. Where shall we go first?
Lime



Lily said...
Maybe you've answered this one already but here goes: Is it true that chocolate is a vegetable?

Given that it grows on a tree and it is actually the seed of the plant we are using, it is more rightly classified as a fruit. However, we know that fruits as well as vegetables are an important part of a balanced diet. Chocolate affords us many opportunities to achieve good balance. Milk chocolate will provide us with a serving of dairy as well as fruit. A peanut butter cup gives us both fruit and the legumes as a protein source. Chocolate covered donuts allow a fruit and a grain serving. With a pot of chocolate fondue the possibilites are limited only by what you choose to dunk. Under no circumstances should chocolate EVER be combined with coconut. It is fundamentally wrong and a contamination of an otherwise perfect food.
Lime



DaMasta said...
Is there such thing as chocolate bubble gum?

Click here to see some. It says it is sugar free though, so how good can it really be? In fact I bet it is artificially flavored, probably with carob.....gag!!!!!! Oh man, excuse me while I go wash my mouth out with some Godiva chocolates......
Lime



snavylyn said...
If I make a sundae with a brownie, chocolate ice cream, hot fudge and chocolate chip sprinkles, am I overdoing it??

Not at all, provided you savor each mouthful slowly. This is not a dish to be attempted by a novice. One must build up to it through years of practice. I myself once had a near overdose of chocolate when I ordered chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP first thing in the morning....chocolate batter, containing chocolate chips, topped with chocolate syrup and whipped cream. I was ill prepared since I only expected standard batter with chips sprinkled in it. It was a dangerous meal to consume, fortunately my years of building a tolerance for high doses served me well.
Lime



miss innocent said...
I want a sundae from snavy...tasty!

Easy there Miss Innocent.....let's start you slowly. Didn't you hear a thing I just said?? Here have a coconut cream.
Lime



barefoot mistress said...
Is it wrong to give myself a giant heart shaped box of milk chocolates for Valentines Day?

As long as you share it with me, of course not! You can have the coconut ones. I get the rest.
Lime



barefoot_mistress said...
Which food group does chocolate belong to?

Please see above. While you are reviewing I'll be here decimating your giant heart shaped box of chocolates.
Lime