I am the Logo, I speak for the Alpacas

I am once again being pressed into service in my role as Official spokesperson for the Equal Representation League for Aplacas.

I have to say when the Village Idiot roped me into volunteering for this gig it was with the clear understanding I would not have to work on holiday weekends, so of course, here I am working on FRIDAY, right before a holdiday, sheesh.
ANYWAY...

Official statement~
Here in the northwest we have a high population of alpacas and it has been brought to our attention that this often overlooked, misunderstood, and under-appreciated animal is again being dismissed by those of a North American, east coast bias. While we understand that it may not be the intention of those parties involved to discriminate against our gentle furry friends we wish to lodge a complaint against those responsible and we request that you stop this heartless mistreatment of this overlooked members of the camel family. They are a fine, lovely, and valuable member of the animal family and their coat makes great sweaters. How can you ignore their cry,
"help, help, we're bein' repressed!"