Saturday, April 29, 2006

A lil culture for ya

On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
Sang "Willow, titwillow, titwillow"
And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit
Singing 'Willow, titwillow, titwillow'"
"Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried
"Or a rather tough worm in your little inside"
With a shake of his poor little head, he replied
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow!"
He slapped at his chest, as he sat on that bough
Singing "Willow, titwillow, titwillow"
And a cold perspiration bespangled his brow
Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow
He sobbed and he sighed, and a gurgle he gave
Then he plunged himself into the billowy wave
And an echo arose from the suicide's grave
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"
Now I feel just as sure as I'm sure that my name
Isn't Willow, titwillow, titwillow
That 'twas blighted affection that made him exclaim
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"
And if you remain callous and obdurate, I
Shall perish as he did, and you will know why
Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"
Long winded way of saying,
"Baby, if you don't love me I'm gonna kill myself."

Sounds less stalkerish when it rhymes, huh?

Friday, April 28, 2006

Some more funny signs for ya

That last one is from Seattle, no, I don't know what the deal is either.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Get Well Lime HNT

"Ok, here is me in my new green cast. Get a load of that yellowbit underneath, last week it was a gigantic bruise. Real purdy."
- Lime - 4/26/26

Lime, you are beautiful and we love you!!
Get well as fast as you can!!

In support of your recent injury, we present some our own...

"I always wanted to know what it was like to have a cast. Be careful what you ask for, because you might just break your leg while the mother of a three year old, at same time planning to be bridesmaid in friends wedding, flying to Seattle with three year old and crutches...
Anyway painting it was by far, the best part of it all!"

"If you squint hard enough you can see blood on the knee. It was my first double-century race and 30 miles into it some one crossed my front wheel and I went down hard, at about 22mph. Being the idiot I am, I got back on the bike and rode the next 170 miles. Turned out that I had hyper extended my knee and I was out for the rest of the summer."

"When I was four, I slipped and fell, my chin slamming into a wooden bench. There was a lot of blood, a frantic mom, an ironing board thing with straps and many stitches. Well, somehow, I ripped the stitches open and the scar got infected. In seventh grade, I had corrective surgery to make the scar smaller. Yes, this is smaller!"

"A blantant plea for sympathy and attention..."

Now be careful and have a
Happy HNT!!

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Consider yourself enlightened

Saturday, April 22, 2006


Now Missy, there will be no more of this for awhile! Or of that other thing either!




Love, Snavs, Idiot, Logo, Breazy, Thomcat, and Susie

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Mystery Match Up~ HNT

Have you heard?
It's HNT time again!

Take a look at all these pics!
Well, if you have a nose for mystery,
match the hijackers, to their parts.
Got it under control?
Or do you need a hand?We happen to have a couple!
And even one of these.

So, what do you think?
Go to the comments...
And leave us your guesses,
or whisper some sweet lil somethings,
either way,
Happy HNT from the hijackers to you!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Today I thought we would explore the world of warning signs

It is important to warn people when you are not going to warn them.
And you should be sure people understand how dangerous signs can be.
Be sure not to let the monkeys feast on your flesh, once they get a taste of manflesh they will hunt and stalk people. It is a real problem.
You know, being a motorcycle rider I really it when we are discriminated against, and here, as if it were not bad enough they are excluding bikes they are outlawing sword wielding women as well, what is the world coming to?
Next thing you know people will be saying "Ne" to passing strangers.

OK, whatever you do, don't set fire to your lap, evidently you are not going to get any help around here if you do.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Guess who?

I am sure you know someone this could describe...tell us in the comments.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Crime Spree HNT

Be on the look out for this gang of wayward bloggers:

Lime : last seen in her bedroom...

Here she is cutting the tag off her new mattress.
An informant reported hearing her brag about the crime,
"I bought it now damn the tag police!"

In some states it is illegal to drive while barefoot.

-- I just hope Barefoot Mistress doesn't get
pulled over by a cop.

And, speaking of cops...The Village Idiot is in hiding after this
picture surfaced of him impersonating an officer.

Showing a hijackers typical disdain for regulations and life,
Logo dances on the grass.

Being bad in 6 different languages - you go girl!

Here we have Snavy, a multiple offender...

That's right... feet on the table and NO coaster!!

We are soooo bad!!!

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Now I Understand the Appeal

MUNICH (Reuters) - A supermarket worker's discovery of 20 kilograms (44 lb) of cocaine hidden in a case of fruit had German police going bananas.

A spokesman for Bavarian state police said officers dug through 4,600 cartons of bananas after a man working at a Munich grocery store found the drugs in a shipment of fruit from Colombia.

"A worker unloading a case saw that there weren't any bananas under the first layer," a spokesman for Bavarian state police said Monday. In their place, he said was 20 kilograms of drugs.

Around 30 police officers were set to search through the remainder of the shipment but found no more suspicious packages.

The bananas originally came from Colombia and were shipped through the Belgian port of Antwerp before being trucked into Germany. The investigation is under way.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

For those times when you say..

cholesterol? Who cares about their cholesterol?? You know what I need right now, some meat, topped with meat!

Friday, April 07, 2006

The zipper is still stuck.....

Shabada bap shabada bap, bomp bomp roni.....
Hey! Get me outa here!!!!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Fractured Disney HNT

This week finds 5 of the Hijackers spoofing on a little twisted Disney! Let's see what crazy stuff they've come up with this week! Happy HNT everyone!


After marrying Ron Stoppable she decided to keep her maiden name even though she opted for a crime fighting hiatus to be a stay-at-home mom. She found parenting actually required similar skills.

Lime as MOWGLI

"I always wanted to be him rather than a princess, cuz he got to swing thru trees in his underwear instead of wearing a scratchy dress. I could really dig a life of just the bare neccessities."

The Idiot as KING LOUIE

Now I'm the king of the swingers
oh, the jungle VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human too!

Barefoot as SNOW WHITE

Alas, fair Snow White has fallen from the taste of a poison apple.....will her prince charming find her and bestow upon her the kiss that will awaken her from her slumber?

This is Snav's lovely sister Melanie, standing in for her, (cuz well, with mashed potato fights and broken collar bones, Snav's can hardly find the time to dress up in something silly!) as Pinnochio

I've got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings
But now I'm free
There are no strings on me!

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

“Oh drat these computers, they're so naughty and so complex! I could pinch them!”

I feel his pain, don't you?

Monday, April 03, 2006

Hijacker-wear for the Style-conscious Krazy

The club tshirt...

A classic accessory which may be personalized with color and embroidered name...

Formal wear for the stylish hijacking woman...

and the dapper hijacking man (notice the durable duct tape fabric)...



Logo is tired of looking at her last post, would someone else please find something interesting to post?
Till then ...Some people are just never happy.
here we have the Austrian town of Fucking,

Which is one of the best ways to get to...

Here is an interesting approach to National Security.

And for our beloved neighbors to the north.