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The Banana is back with a vengeance!!!!!

*Created by some unknown photoblogging genius at Worth1000.com
(I told you a picture was worth a thousand words!)

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Stolen from Lime who Stole it from....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hijackers!

1. The international dialling code for Hijackers is 672.
2. Hijackers can use only about ten percent of their brain.
3. Hijackers are 1500 years older than the pyramids!
4. About one tenth of Hijackers are permanently covered in ice.
5. You should always store Hijackers in an airtight container in the fridge.
6. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Hijackers.
7. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Hijackers had to pay a special Hijackers tax.
8. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Hijackers.
9. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Hijackers with his left foot!
10. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Hijackers on!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

I thought I'd leave the smart aleck comments to my fellow hijackers, since I am now being stored in an airtight container in the fridge.

If you vote for me, all your wildest dreams will come true.

You are Pedro Sanchez and love holy chips.


Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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HNT-7 Deadly Sins

Last week we shared the origins of our little cult. Today as we consider the path to righteousness let us take a warning from evildoing. We each have our own weaknesses......

Greed-Breazy

Come on, please? Can't ya spot me a few bucks? I promise not to blow it on anything worse than chocolate.


Gluttony-Lime

Um, ok, so I didn't tell ya just how much chocolate I was going to blow it on....




Wrath-BS

He's a badass, and if he doesn't get ya, his henchman, Tag, will!


Sloth-Logo

There's a reason she is married to 'Nuke.' It takes a 2 megaton bomb to get her out of bed in the morning!


Envy-Idiot

I think Freud had something to say about all of this.


And the Mother sin of them all, since Pride-Susie goes before the fall.....

What can we say....the Devil made us do it.


Hijackin Krazies, Hijackin Krazies
Krazy Krazy
Hurray Hurray Hurray
Remarkable Hijackers
Really Ridiculous Rabble
Hurray Hurray

Happy HNT!

Well...

Since not much else is going on here, I figured another silly GIF would suffice.



Peace Hijackers.

I Just Want To Dance.... Gosh!

Happy Birthday Logo!!!!!

I hate to think that I am inaniloquent, but Logo is one of the best people I know.

She is the only person I would seek out to concilliabule with.

Not only is she clever, intelligent and beautiful, but she demonstrates such agerasia that it puts the rest of us to shame.

It is extremely honorificabilitudinitatibus that I call her my friend.

Have a wonderful birthday!!!

I love you!!!!

Mwuah!!!!!!

Weekend plans?

It's time for il Carnevale!!

Come on, hijackers, let's go to

Venezia!!

Anyone else care to join us?

HNT -- The Early Days Of The Cult of Hijacked

So,

In the spirit of exposing the dubious beginnings of our happy little cul...ermm commune here, I went back to the picture archives and found the following picture of all of us enjoying a good time.

And, for any of you who are interested in joining the criteria is quite simple

1) Must own a saffron robe
2) Spikey orange hair is strongly encouraged, however if you do not have access to spikey orange hair, just shave the hair you do have



Hijackin Krazies, Hijackin Krazies
Krazy Krazy
Hurray Hurray Hurray

In which we find out how the **** this all started.

Because we are benevolent rulers, and in the manner of evil geniuses everywhere, we love to talk about ourselves, we will now enlighten those who have asked, and the rest of you who I am sure were silently wondering, plagued with questions, unable to sleep as you pondered,
How did those clever, witty, charming, and excessively good-looking hijackers all get together?
Well, it goes like this,

In the beginning was the Trivia Madness.
And the Trivia Madness was with Yahoo,
and the Trivia Madness was in Yahoo.
The same was in the beginning with Messenger.
This is eternal worship of the Q and A (All Hail!!) and the ever-present and changing faces of the worshippers lit the darkness of cyberspace for those blessed enough to find their way to this enclave of ecstatic exaltation.
Despite the presence of the occasional vicious trout, the odd lashing out by drunken devotees, and the annoyances caused by intercontinental idiocy, it was a good cult.
There were inherent difficulties, sometimes the face of our god was darkened and access to the worship chamber was impossible. On these occasions we would huddle together in PM boxes, holding a vigil and awaiting the moment when the wrath of Yahoo would be slaked and we could again continue our joyous rituals.
Part of the beauty of this sect was that in addition to common love for our triune diety (Yahoo, Trivia Madness and Messenger, they are all one, yet separate. I know it is a difficult concept but if you are interested they have missionaries who would love to discuss in more depth), we found solace and frierndship among our fellow disciples.We found other people who knew and longed to find others who knew that Lake Titicaca is the highest navigable lake.
Why? Why bother to know this?
Those who would ask such questions were rarely members of our beloved and blessed faith.
But our world began to change.
We could feel it in the datastream, we could feel it in the network, we could smell it in the ether.
A lovely and enlightened redheaded emmisary appeared to one who was ready.
She opened his mind to a new way, a more complete understanding of reality and our place in it.
BS was ready, and boldly commenced his journey toward a natural, pure state of consciousness.
He began a blog, and saw that it was good.
With the excitement of all recent converts he quickly proselytized Breazy and Swami Thomas, guru of blogging thomcats.
Soon Snavylyn and Susie joined their ranks.
The transcendant truth was spreading.
Eventually the dawdlers, Lime, Logophile, and even the Village Idiot, were devotees as well.
Conversion can be a trying time, learning to format, to post, anything anyone will teach you.
Add to those issues, that some struggled with reconciling this new doctrine and our previous beliefs.
So we banded together, and hijacked a blog where our love of all things paltry, petty, and piddling (trivial) could be celebrated.
Some of us have understood how our former faith can be incorporated into our fulfilled ideology.
We are all thankful to the Infinite Divine for having brought us together so that we could inflict ourselves upon you.
Please don your beads and join us in our mantra:

Hijackin Krazies, Hijackin Krazies
Krazy Krazy
Hurray Hurray Hurray
Remarkable Hijackers
Really Ridiculous Rabble
Hurray Hurray

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Thank you for joining us, gifts of cash and chocolate are being accepted, blessings on you all.

Just Ask Lime

bsoholic said...
Is chocolate an aphrodisiac (sp)?

Is the Pope Catholic? Oh wait, he's not allowed aphrodesiacs....Does a bear shit in the woods? Oh wait, we don't want to confuse ursine fecal matter with chocolate.....Say?? Is that a candy bar you're packing or are you just happy to see me, big boy? (wink wink)
Lime



logo said...
May I have some, please?

It's Valentine's Day, I am feeling the love. Ok, I will share. You can have the coconut creams.
Lime



miss innocent said...
Does chocolate body paint count as a food?

Yes, and the beauty of it is this. Any calories it may contain are easily burned during the... um, er.....uh consumation. So feel free to indulge often, you'll never gain weight. Well, unless the process leads to pregnancy, in which case you have to gain weight but then you have all the excuse in the world to demand as much chocolate as you want.
Lime



Breazy said...
Would you like to start a chocolate factory with me ? hehe We would probably be out of business before long due to eating the profit !

Sounds like a great idea. We would of course need quality control inspectors as well as buyers of beans. The beans come from all over the world so we'd have to travel to many exotic and tropical locations. Where shall we go first?
Lime



Lily said...
Maybe you've answered this one already but here goes: Is it true that chocolate is a vegetable?

Given that it grows on a tree and it is actually the seed of the plant we are using, it is more rightly classified as a fruit. However, we know that fruits as well as vegetables are an important part of a balanced diet. Chocolate affords us many opportunities to achieve good balance. Milk chocolate will provide us with a serving of dairy as well as fruit. A peanut butter cup gives us both fruit and the legumes as a protein source. Chocolate covered donuts allow a fruit and a grain serving. With a pot of chocolate fondue the possibilites are limited only by what you choose to dunk. Under no circumstances should chocolate EVER be combined with coconut. It is fundamentally wrong and a contamination of an otherwise perfect food.
Lime



DaMasta said...
Is there such thing as chocolate bubble gum?

Click here to see some. It says it is sugar free though, so how good can it really be? In fact I bet it is artificially flavored, probably with carob.....gag!!!!!! Oh man, excuse me while I go wash my mouth out with some Godiva chocolates......
Lime



snavylyn said...
If I make a sundae with a brownie, chocolate ice cream, hot fudge and chocolate chip sprinkles, am I overdoing it??

Not at all, provided you savor each mouthful slowly. This is not a dish to be attempted by a novice. One must build up to it through years of practice. I myself once had a near overdose of chocolate when I ordered chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP first thing in the morning....chocolate batter, containing chocolate chips, topped with chocolate syrup and whipped cream. I was ill prepared since I only expected standard batter with chips sprinkled in it. It was a dangerous meal to consume, fortunately my years of building a tolerance for high doses served me well.
Lime



miss innocent said...
I want a sundae from snavy...tasty!

Easy there Miss Innocent.....let's start you slowly. Didn't you hear a thing I just said?? Here have a coconut cream.
Lime



barefoot mistress said...
Is it wrong to give myself a giant heart shaped box of milk chocolates for Valentines Day?

As long as you share it with me, of course not! You can have the coconut ones. I get the rest.
Lime



barefoot_mistress said...
Which food group does chocolate belong to?

Please see above. While you are reviewing I'll be here decimating your giant heart shaped box of chocolates.
Lime

As a Service to All

Since Valentine's Day is tomorrow I feel it is important to dispel any more mythology or false beliefs regarding chocolate. To that end I invite readers to submit, via the comment section, more Ask Lime questions pertaining to the most wonderful food known to mankind. I will answer them as fully as I am able.

Happy Weekend to you all!!

Well, taking over the world is exhausting work, I hope you all are recovering nicely.

OK, I admit it, I was just tired of seeing me when I popped over here. Someone post something interesting now.

HNTaking Over The World

Logo as Poison Ivy*

"Mammals, a day of reckoning is coming."

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Barefoot Mistress as Wicked Nikki*

"Any of you mealy little low lifes move,
and I'll execute every last one of you!!"

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Snavylyn as Catwoman**
"As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted.

Life's a bitch, now so am I!"

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The Village Idiot as Dr. Evil

"I'm surrounded by fricken idiots."

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Lime as The Borg Queen*

"We are Limers.
Prepare to be assimilated.
Resistence is futile."

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BS as Young Darth Vader*

"You underestimate my power!"

Be afraid...be very afraid!!
Mwuhahahahaha!!

Happy HNT!!

special thanks to BS* & Jerry** for being so darned talented

Part V of the cunning, devious, ingenious and masterfully evil plan!

Assemble and train an army of henchmen/henchpeople!

Ooooooo Ninjas!!

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We offer excellent medical and dental benefits

but sorry...

no employee parking.

Part VI of the cunning, devious, ingenious plan!

Choose a worthwhile objective,

that is easily attainable.

That ought to just about do it, eh?

Part III Of Our Devious Plan

Devise our strategy ....

And yes, we need the protractor.
Every good plan involves a protractor.

Note: Now accepting applications for Henchmen
(I mean Hench-People)

Part II of the the cunning plan

Work on perfecting laughing maniacally...

Mwah hah hah hah!!!!!

Logo & Snavy Have A Plan ...

Step One - Acquire:



















Note : Cohorts welcome

To be continued....

HNT - Village Idiot Style!

Idiot wannabe's join in on the fun! Starting with the OG Village Idiot...

Then moving on to the...

Barefoot Idiot... and finally,

the BS idiot.

Have a great HNT!