Well,

it happened folks.

I took Susie on a Seattle bus and she was harrassed by a freak.

Good thing she had practice handling these things.

(Notice the bag she is holding.

I didn't force coffee on her,

but she bought some TEA!!)

In other business,

there were gifts to be handed out,

from bloggy friends.

Someone ordered a grope?

Pinch?

Order up!

And for all of you have longed to kick an idiot in the ass.

Susie and Logo were thoroughly hugged and kissed for people who wanted those passed on.

Oh,

and Snav,

I was right.

Salty

Riddle Me This ...

You are driving a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a drop off and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.

* Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round! *

On the road again, I can't wait to get on the road again.....

OK LOL, I crack myself the hell up! Just passing through to say goodbye!
I'll be back around August 5th!
Mwah!

Assistance for the suffering

Recipe Time

BAKED LIME IN ALOE VERA SAUCE

1 Lime
1 bottle of Hawaiian Tropic SPF 15 sunblock
1 beach chair
1,000,000 gallons of river water
aloe vera to taste

-Marinate Lime in sunblock. Carefully avoid face, neck and chest.
-Settle Lime in beach chair in full sun.
-Bake at 85-95F for 6 hours a day.
-Baste generously in river water at regular intervals. Do not turn.
-Repeat for several days.
-When Lime skin is flaming red and hot to touch remove from beach.
-Cover in a thick layer of aloe vera gel.

Just for fun...

I think I'm going to stand outside a liquor store and ask some random 21 year old if they'll buy me some beer because I was born on leap day and am not old enough to buy it for myself.

What are you going to do?

farewell for now ....

Hey all ! I wanted to sign on and go ahead and get my goodbyes out of the way. I am not leaving forever , just taking a much needed two week beach vacation. I will be back on Saturday July 22nd and I will have many pictures to post of our vacation. Yep that is right , I can share my pics now because I figured out my why my computer wasn't letting me download my pics from my camera . Anyways, I will be extra busy tomorrow and friday preparing for our trip . The reason I wait until the last two days is because I want to stay busy so that I don't have time to think about the beach . heehee ! I have already purchased all the things we need so what I will be doing for the next two days will be packing, doing what laundry needs done which is just what we are wearing now . any little bit of cleaning that I can find around the house, yard work and errands . All of this boils down to the fact that I won't have time to post . I am really gonna miss each and every one of you while I am gone ! Have fun , take care and be safe ! Bye !

I saw the sign, and it opened up my mind, I saw the sign.

With all the parenting classes available I would not have thought this a problem,

but folks, you CANNOT store your baby in a baggy for freshness.

Gentlemen, please don't arch your back in this unattractive manner when you pee.

Oh, and could you do something about that hair style?

No puking!!

No running over pedestrians in crosswalks, wait for the ones crossing illegally at least.Mr. Logo would probably like one of these.

NO TUBE CRUMPLING!

NO sticking your hands in the gears, I don't care how much you want to do it, NO!

Keep your grubby mitts out of the machinery, we don't want to lose the manufacturing time it would take to clean your bloodstains off the equipment.

And lastly,

no fellatio from girls wearing pony tails, and no peeing on the floor.

Seems reasonable.

Besides,

cunniligus and peeing in the toilet are much better anyway.